Jesus said that he will be back

Jesus was a hippie who cared for the poor and detested the rich. He hung around with hookers and from what I hear dabbled in a little homo activity but that's just hearsay.


He was a poor people's side, but I do not think that he hated rich ones if they were honest rich people.

He gave advices to whores if they asked for help.

Jesus was not anti-gay or gay.
 
really? he didn't speak out against the rich? you sure?

mathew 6:24 “No one can serve two masters, for either he will **** the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and money."

james 5:16 "Come now, you rich, weep and howl for the miseries that are coming upon you. Your riches have rotted and your garments are moth-eaten. Your gold and silver have corroded, and their corrosion will be evidence against you and will eat your flesh like fire. You have laid up treasure in the last days. Behold, the wages of the laborers who mowed your fields, which you kept back by fraud, are ****** out against you, and the cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of hosts. You have lived on the earth in luxury and in self-indulgence. You have fattened your hearts in a day of slaughter. ..."

luke 18:25 "For it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.”

"Then Jesus said to his disciples, 'I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.'"
-Matthew 19:23-24

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"It easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven."

Do you know what Christ was saying there?
 
If Jesus actually came back down to Earth watch many priests, reverends, rabbis, and imams run frantically away like cowards like they could actually escape their punishment. I guess they have a reason to be God fearing.

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Jesus doesn't do encores.

He does. ;)


Jesus was a hippie who cared for the poor and detested the rich. He hung around with hookers and from what I hear dabbled in a little homo activity but that's just hearsay.

Jesus is not a "hippie." He does not **** the poor or the weatlhy.

He hates sin and those who **** his ******.


He was a poor people's side, but I do not think that he hated rich ones if they were honest rich people.

He gave advices to whores if they asked for help.

Jesus was not anti-gay or gay.


Honest money making is not a bad thing. Only to liberal commies.


Jesus is against sodomites.
 
Please, tell us how YOU know what he was saying since you and him are such tight amigos.

He was saying that it was a very narrow path to heaven. He also required that you had to accept him as the *** of God and acknowledge the that we are sinners and that we must repent.

He was also saying that a rich man would have a more difficult path because their focus is on worldly things and not spiritual things.

That "hippie" had a lot of compassion for the poor but he still had rules that they had to follow and that you wouldn't like.
 
On 4 August 2014, Levante UD reached an agreement with Real Madrid for the transfer of Jesus, who signed a two-year contract with the top division club.

I'm sorry bro, he plays for Levante now. I don't think he'll ever come back to Real.
 
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