What would you ask
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Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I'd ask him why he lets retards from Finland have access to the internet.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Mayhem, you insensitive slut. They prefer to be called "French."
And it would probably be baguettes and gay porn.
And it would probably be baguettes and gay porn.
bobjustbob
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How come I never got that pony for Christmas? I write you a letter every year.
God is dead.
Frog pockets = A great place for a baby frogs
Jesus is not Santa Claus and it is not a good idea to give an ****** as a gift.
Too many of them have been ****** into sexual slavery.
As is ****** goose.....
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Why the fuck are you trying to answer Jesus' questions, asshead?
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
Why people who took his name tend to sell oranges on the side of the road. Also like to ask him what he thinks of the current state of Metal. Lastly, what he thought of those 2 new 24 episodes the other night.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
That's easy. What's the deal with Big Foot, The Loch Ness *******, the dinosaur's, and life on other planets.
When are the aliens coming back to reclaim their planet.
I believe that Jesus could be a metal man because he looks like one.
What he thinks of the current state of metal...well, it is easy to understand that he listen only Christian metal bands and Christian metal songs are the best.
They have a message.
Jesus would say that monsters are God's creations but other planet do not have life.
Only God knows the answer to that question.,
There is no ufos, those creatures what we (Christians) see in the sky are angels.
bobjustbob
Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Assari asks for questions for Jesus. Assari answers the questions. Therefore Assari is Jesus. Get with the program.
Are you saying Jesus and God don't shoot the ****??
That's one of the first questions I'd ask. Along with "why do dogs lick their balls." Although we all know the answer to that ; because they CAN.
Don't judge me, there isn't a single man reading this that hasn't given it a try.
The trick is, give the dog a bone first, then he lets you. Simples.
