Female masturbation wasteful?

I mean if guy masturbate it's 90% of the time because they can't have sex with a girl that moment they are horny.

But girls masturbating seems like a waste to me. It's like buying a limousine only to drive it alone by yourself. Why let a lifeless dildo ''enjoy'' your heavenly awesome holes, when you can let another person enjoy doing it with you? get what I mean? I find girls masturbating very hot bbut at the same time, I can't help but feel she should use a real dick instead of a dildo coz a dildo has no feelings. Two is always better than one.
 
My dildo doesn't talk back to me.

My dildo doesn't require me to tell it how big it is or stroke its ego (literally).

My dildo doesn't require me to pretend to be into it when I'm really not.

My dildo doesn't need a break to get hard again. Ever.
 
My dildo doesn't talk back to me.

My dildo doesn't require me to tell it how big it is or stroke its ego (literally).

My dildo doesn't require me to pretend to be into it when I'm really not.

My dildo doesn't need a break to get hard again. Ever.

Your dildo doesn't tell you about when someone else uses it without your permission. (Remember, its only smells)
 
After watching a ****** trying to deal with grocery shopping with an unruly *****, I totally get women and their best friend Dildo.

Of course, I am a guy so maybe it's just in a general way; I like to think more fun is better than just a limited amount in just certain ways, etc.
It's like automation: guys, better behave as you CAN be replaced.
 
After watching a ****** trying to deal with grocery shopping with an unruly *****, I totally get women and their best friend Dildo.

Of course, I am a guy so maybe it's just in a general way; I like to think more fun is better than just a limited amount in just certain ways, etc.
It's like automation: guys, better behave as you CAN be replaced.

Here's what I have always told guys in fear of the almighty dildo: a dildo can't take out the trash.


We're good. :cool:
 
dildoes do not give you AIDS if clean and kept under lock and key when resting.

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dildoes do not give you AIDS if clean and kept under lock and key when resting.
 
Are you women not afraid that over usage of highly stimulating vibrators ******* your sensitivity down there, leading to very dead sex life being unable to enjoy normal sex, followed with very dead relationship?
 
Are you women not afraid that over usage of highly stimulating vibrators ******* your sensitivity down there, leading to very dead sex life being unable to enjoy normal sex, followed with very dead relationship?

Aren't you afraid your dick will lose sensation from jerking it so much?

Seriously....

Men.
 
I mean if guy masturbate it's 90% of the time because they can't have sex with a girl that moment they are horny.

But girls masturbating seems like a waste to me. It's like buying a limousine only to drive it alone by yourself. Why let a lifeless dildo ''enjoy'' your heavenly awesome holes, when you can let another person enjoy doing it with you? get what I mean? I find girls masturbating very hot bbut at the same time, I can't help but feel she should use a real dick instead of a dildo coz a dildo has no feelings. Two is always better than one.

Couldn't disagree more. I think a woman masturbating is HOT! Seeing her going at it when she was all alone and now you watch her bring herself to cum - that is HOT! A woman who is comfortable with her body and sexuality - HOT! And a woman who is masturbating is also sexually ignited and might now want "the real thing" and if not just seeing her body react and her face do the same is hot. This is why I love Cowgirl and Missionary because I want to be looking at her and seeing her eyes roll into the back of her head and her facial reactions as she has an orgasm and just see how beautiful she is when this happens
 
I can trust my vibrators to get me off whenever I want, however much I want, and they can do it every single time, hands down. Dicks? Not so much. Once men are able to get vibrators implanted into their penises, maybe I'll think about masturbating less.

Oh, and my toys don't cum and go soft on me. I can use them however long I want, without having to please them, and they will always be hard.

Women have needs too.
 
Why let a lifeless dildo ''enjoy'' your heavenly awesome holes, when you can let another person enjoy doing it with you?

:facepalm:

You're a douchebag. You know that right? Seriously... you're a bad person.

You're referring to women like they're... just holes to be used for a guy's enjoyment as opposed to, you know... people.

Again... :facepalm:
 
I think I understand what you're saying.....

Based on the assumption (which is incorrect, but never mind) that the act of masturbation is always purely and simply a substitute/inferior replacement for sex with another human being and that that assumption holds true as much for women as it does for men (which is even more likely to be incorrect)... then what you're saying is that because by and large a woman is far more likely to be able to just go out and find someone to fuck than a man, so why should any of them have to be masturbating at any given time?

Well.... probably because just going out into the street and finding someone to fuck is just a terrible idea that can lead you to encounter all manner of creepy and potentially dangerous guys? Lord knows, if women were just out there thinking "I'll fuck anyone" then I'd be out on my street corner right now this second just sitting on the wall with a hopeful look on my face.

Wait... what did I just say?? :suspicious:

Fact is, if you don't have a significant other or at least a booty call/fuckbuddy, a gal is just as inclined to take matters into her own hands as we are. God bless them, long may they continue.
 
I can trust my vibrators to get me off whenever I want, however much I want, and they can do it every single time, hands down. Dicks? Not so much. Once men are able to get vibrators implanted into their penises, maybe I'll think about masturbating less.

Oh, and my toys don't cum and go soft on me. I can use them however long I want, without having to please them, and they will always be hard.

Women have needs too.

Fair point. But a vibrator can't rip off your clothes, throw you on the bed, hold you down, lay on top of you and put all its weight on you as it deeply penetrates you while holding you down and/or spanking your ass or reaching around and fingering your honey pot or a vibrator can't kiss your neck or nibble on your ear or caress your breasts or passionately kiss you and tell you how great you small and how wonderful it feels to have your body pressed against it and then fill you with a massively warm creampie while looking deep into your eyes and telling you how much it loves you while it holds you in its arms and brings you to bed with its arms draped over you with your body pressed tightly against the vibrator while the 2 of you spoon yourselves to ***** and enjoy the feeling you just experienced.

Vibrators/dildos are nice - they are always hard when guys are not - but my guess is more often that not you'd rather have the real thing and all it entails.
 
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