Who Here Likes To Do The Sex?

Who Here Likes To Do The Sex?

  • I Like To Do The Sex

    Votes: 11 84.6%
  • I'd Rather Refrain From The Sex Altogether

    Votes: 2 15.4%

  • Total voters
    13
Best as I can remember ; yes, I like to do the sex.

I like it far more than the mechanics, the release of tension/getting off etc. I like the anticipation of the frantically tugging at each others clothes. I especially like eating a lady. Giving my lover her pleasure has always been more important to me than my own, my own is like a bonus. And despite being told repeatedly what a girl I am, I'm a big fan of post-game : cuddling, ******** in the same bed, warmth, closeness, intimacy. The stuff that goes beyond simple getting to do the old in-out with any orifice that will welcome me.

Well, best as I can remember.
 
When sex and a sandwich are side by side the choice is clear. Sorry ladies.
 
If she can holster my sandwich I say no to the broad too.

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Right? It's the nature of the *****. I would have thought that the porn business would have caught on to this by now. Seduce a man by making him a sammich.
 
That sentence sound funny when I translate it into my language;

I like to do the sex = Haluan tehdä sukupuolia = Do you want to make sexes

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That sentence sound funny when I translate it into my language;

I like to do the sex = Haluan tehdä sukupuolia = Do you want to make sexes

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Glad to hear you like the sex but you don't have a wife to do the sex to so you must abstain from the sex and refrain from leaving any stain or smear at all. God is watching and when you make him masturbate you also make him angry.
 
I don't have sex. It's not because I have liver issues which covers large portions of my body, particularly my groin, in boils and carbuncles which reduces any and all sexual appeal I may have been able to exude to that of an moist, flaking open wound. No, it's because I have too much respect for humanity to ever want to put to chance the reproduction of the genetic material I inherited from those that came before me. This *****, forgettable corner of human detritus will die with me.
 
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