How to Contact a ********* who happens to be a relative?

[meesterperfect]

Hi Everybody.
I have a 2nd ****** who is a very famous actress from a very BIG TV show. She is the ******** of a first ****** who I've never met in person. The ****** is from California but I'm from NJ. She is the grand-******** of my fathers oldest ******* who headed to California after the war.
The reason I want to contact her is personal, not just to say " Hey I'm a BIG fan". Problem is that since my ****** ****** away I speak to none of my relatives on my fathers side, so getting her familys contact info from one of them if they had it is not gonna happen.

Any ideas on how or THEORYS I can go about this? I just want to send a letter.
Thanks

 

[Jack Davenport]

Morse Code

 

[squallumz]

smoke signals.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Hi Everybody.
I have a 2nd ****** who is a very famous actress from a very BIG TV show. She is the ******** of a first ****** who I've never met in person. The ****** is from California but I'm from NJ. She is the grand-******** of my fathers oldest ******* who headed to California after the war.
The reason I want to contact her is personal, not just to say " Hey I'm a BIG fan". Problem is that since my ****** ****** away I speak to none of my relatives on my fathers side, so getting her familys contact info from one of them if they had it is not gonna happen.

Any ideas on how or THEORYS I can go about this? I just want to send a letter.
Thanks

I FUCKING KNEW IT!

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[Johan]

Homing pigeon

She is the grand-******** of my fathers oldest *******

Why don't you ask your uncle (her grand-******) or even to put you in touch ? I assume you do know your uncle, right ?

 

[squallumz]

singing telegram.

 

[Jack Davenport]

singing telegram.

strip-o-gram

 

[squallumz]

send a SASE to her fan club.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

singing telegram.

 

[meesterperfect]

Homing pigeon

Why don't you ask your uncle (her grand-******) or even to put you in touch ? I assume you do know your uncle, right ?

He's been gone for years, my ****** was the 2nd youngest of 10.
But like I said after my *** ****** things happened, I don't speak to anybody on his side of the ******.
Her part of the ****** were the only ones from the West coast, Ive never met them.
I don't mind you crazy college **** having fun , but it's a serious question. M'kay.

 

[meesterperfect]

send a SASE to her fan club.

The fan club, her twitter too, is my last resort.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I was hoping that you were related to the Gallagher brothers.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I kinda love that movie...

 

[squallumz]

rotary dial phone.

 

[darkwarrior3007]

See if she has a Facebook account and try that way. If you type her name in, multiple accounts come up but it could be for various reasons; tv show page, personal page, fake page etc.... I'd say Facebook is probably your best bet outside of contacting other ****** members.

 

[meesterperfect]

rotary dial phone.

how about you come to my house, I hold a ***** to your throat, put it yootoob and demand she contact me or "squallumz gets it see, yeah".
no, bad idea. that may be considered ******* in some jurisdictions.

 

[lurkingdirk]

A short google search will reveal who her agent is. Contact the agent, and (s)he will be able to receive a letter from you on your relative's behalf. They will forward it, and, if your distant relative is interested, she'll contact you. That's standard protocol.

 

[squallumz]

take out an ad in a newspaper.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I believe that history has taught us that the best way to contact suspected or long lost relatives is via the Jerry Springer Show. It always seems to work out pretty well... :dunno:

 

[meesterperfect]

See if she has a Facebook account and try that way. If you type her name in, multiple accounts come up but it could be for various reasons; tv show page, personal page, fake page etc.... I'd say Facebook is probably your best bet outside of contacting other ****** members.

A short google search will reveal who her agent is. Contact the agent, and (s)he will be able to receive a letter from you on your relative's behalf. They will forward it, and, if your distant relative is interested, she'll contact you. That's standard protocol.

Good Ideas. and shes not that distant, her grandfather was my uncle.

take out an ad in a newspaper.

Changed my mind, come on over.