Freaky Friday

then which body part would you like me to lead with?

Which ever part you feel could take the strain....

Well since you ask Briana, I'll be more than happy :D Nice and tight, great view ;)

Hehe. :)

Hey Briana, if I was dying, would you come visit me?

I don't even know you....

Meh, this was on a hot summer day during the 'Bring your own naked German with a tiny peepee and exchange him for a potato'-party. We will never have hunger again, I can tell you.

Are you trying to say that all German men have small gentleman's parts?

Open wider please

No, it's up to you to do that for me! ;)
 
Are you trying to say that all German men have small gentleman's parts?
Yeah I think he is! How does he know that?

Err...I mean...wut?! :suspicious:

Btw that guy looks more like a English guy! They have small penises, too. I mean they have small penises. Not that I have seen any of them. :suspicious:
 
so youre suggesting i start with the stiffest?

That maybe a good satrt yes.

Yeah I think he is! How does he know that?

Err...I mean...wut?! :suspicious:

Btw that guy looks more like a English guy! They have small penises, too. I mean they have small penises. Not that I have seen any of them. :suspicious:

Really? Hmmmmm....

Let's start with some spankings then

:booty: :D

*shocked* Moi? I would never call them gentleman! How dare you!

Peasants maybe...

Haha! Oh dear....
 
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