Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx (AMA)

[Lolita_Borgia]

If you haven't seen me around posting smut on the FreeOnes board I'm ****** Borgia a cute but kinky petite girl from 'DownUnder' :female:



Offend me if you can... & that's a challenge!!! :dominatrix:

 

[sean miguel]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

You are so hot. I know that wasn't a question but I didn't know what else to say.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

1. How many fingers am I holding up?
2. Do you think New **** was really as bad as everyone said it was?
3. *** to your head, you have to do one of them, do you have sex with George Lucas, or E.T.?
4. Meatloaf said he'd do anything for love, but he wouldn't do THAT. What the Hell was THAT anyway?

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

You are so hot. I know that wasn't a question but I didn't know what else to say.

Now I dont know what to say... but spank you! xXx

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

1. How many fingers am I holding up? You are so doing the birdie so I reckon 1!
2. Do you think New **** was really as bad as everyone said it was? I prefer old **** the one with *******... why was I born so late!!!
3. *** to your head, you have to do one of them, do you have sex with George Lucas, or E.T.? E.T for sure - those long fingers would be out of this world *hehe*
4. Meatloaf said he'd do anything for love, but he wouldn't do THAT. What the Hell was THAT anyway? He probably would play **** games... & neither will I!!!

:dominatrix:

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Would you call me Humbert Humbert?

What was the best thing about the 90s?

Is it better to pretend to be an airplane or a t-rex?

Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Would you call me Humbert Humbert? I will call you humdinger if you so please...

What was the best thing about the 90s? Vanilla Ice & Milli Vanilli.... NOT!

Is it better to pretend to be an airplane or a t-rex? Oh T-Rex for sure - pretending to be an inanimate object is just lame

Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about? No I think it's just the pokey *hehe* xXx

:eek:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Star Wars or Star Trek?

 

[sean miguel]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Australia (Gawd, I love your accent) is known for it's creepies and crawlies.

Have you ever been bitten by the dreaded funnel web spider and if so, did you survive?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Does your ***** rush all to your head, because you live down under?

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Star Wars or Star Trek?

Star Trek - Star Wars is for kiddies! Its like Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter - Lord of the Rings is soooo much darker... :yoda:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Oh, I just thought of something. Is it true that toilets flush counterclockwise in Australia?

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Australia (Gawd, I love your accent) is known for it's creepies and crawlies.

Have you ever been bitten by the dreaded funnel web spider and if so, did you survive?

No I haven't - thank fuck! I'm a big sissy around spiders they freak me out - if a spider is in my bedroom I have to **** it or I wont *****. I really **** ******* any ******* but spiders I just cant put in a container & release outside as I get the eebie geebies just trying to get near the fucking things. Once a huntsmen ( big ugly looking motherfuckers but harmless) was under my door so I kept sweeping him out with the broom but he kept coming back him so I had to smash him to bits... then I felt really bad! But snakes I luv -mind you though a snake in the house when you dont know where it is or where it will slither out is not a good feeling either!

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Does your ***** rush all to your head, because you live down under?

Only when I go down on sexy girls... but they may be due to sexual ************ *hehe* xXx :kitty:

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Oh, I just thought of something. Is it true that toilets flush counterclockwise in Australia?

It most certainly does! We like to do everything differently down here lolz

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

I heard Paul Hogan is to you what Chuck Norris is to Americans, is this true?

 

[gunslingingbird]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Are there, like, kangaroos and koalas roaming wild on the street there?

I heard Paul Hogan is to you what Chuck Norris is to Americans, is this true?

That is impossible because Chuck Norris wouldn't allow any competition.

 

[sean miguel]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

I heard Paul Hogan is to you what Chuck Norris is to Americans, is this true?

That is impossible because Chuck Norris wouldn't allow any competition.

Paul Hogan went on one of his walkabouts and realized he got as far as the end of Chuck Norris' dick.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Are there, like, kangaroos and koalas roaming wild on the street there?

Can you send me one of each? They're so cute!

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Another question. What's your favorite and least favorite body part on yourself?

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

I heard Paul Hogan is to you what Chuck Norris is to Americans, is this true?

Wow! I don't know - did Chuck Norris paint the Golden Gate Bridge??? :dunno: