Dogs
Harley had it right. Dogs are a pain in the ass. You can put a cat outside and let him go. If he knows he'll get food from you he will always stay close home. Dogs are stupid and can't be trusted. Too needy too. Sure a dog will do a better job of defending me but I could just as well have a baseball bat by my bedside.
You're all traitors!!
I prefer cats. I have a dog, and he is.... put simple, he can be a pain in the ass, god love him. Barking at any breathing thing that walks by, pulling on his leash like he's never been on a walk before, eating his own shit, eating my menstrual items out of the trash, begging for food, whining like a little bitch every single time I leave the apartment. Ugh. I love him, he's cute, he's my little cuddle buddy, but... god damn.
Cats are so simple. And so adorable. I'm hoping to get a kitten tomorrow.
Cats are so simple. And so adorable. I'm hoping to get a kitten tomorrow.
No, because we never gave our allegiance to the canines.