Bacon and Eggs

[lurkingdirk]

Me and eggs don't get along very well. I have some sort of allergy or intolerance (the latter, probably) to them.

If you weren't such a racist, you'd eat eggs just fine. Stop being intolerant, you stupid fuck.

 

[BlueBalls]

If you weren't such a racist, you'd eat eggs just fine. Stop being intolerant, you stupid fuck.

Anti-racist is code word for anti-(egg)white.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Anti-racist is code word for anti-(egg)white.

Why don't you beat your anti-racist leanings into a nice omelet, then?

 

[BlueBalls]

I enjoy a good omelet now and again. I don't eat them often because they have the same effect on me as any other kind of egg based dish. I won't go into details but I'm sure you can imagine...

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

All right, who liked the cock'n'balls delicious?

It was BigGayTony

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Egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, spam, spam egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes, with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

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[lurkingdirk]

I enjoy a good omelet now and again. Still has the same effect. I won't go into details but I'm sure you can imagine.

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[BlueBalls]

Something like that....

Way to bring down your own thread asshole!

 

[gunslingingbird]

Whoa! This thread just went from bacon and eggs to bacon salts! :eek: :baconsalt:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Something like that....

Way to bring down your own thread asshole!

Whoa! This thread just went from bacon and eggs to bacon salts! :eek: :baconsalt:

I'm a master. You can learn from me.

Who wants eggs?

 

[jointsmoker612]

i enjoy a good omelet now and again. I don't eat them often because they have the same effect on me as any other kind of egg based dish. I won't go into details but i'm sure you can imagine...

your not the only one. Eggs give me gas something furious

 

[gunslingingbird]

your not the only one. Eggs give me gas something furious

Try eating nothing but hard-boiled eggs for one whole day. That is if you don't end up *********** from your own stench before the end of the day. :fart:

 

[Red XXX]

I'm allergic to eggs :throwup: but I like a nice bit of black pudding, nom, nom doesn't everyone!

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'm allergic to eggs :throwup: but I like a nice bit of black pudding, nom, nom doesn't everyone!

Black pudding? Is that one of those stereotypical British bland foods? :dunno:

 

[Boobinator]

I'm allergic to eggs :throwup: but I like a nice bit of black pudding, nom, nom doesn't everyone!

Black pudding (though we call it ***** pudding), bacon and hash browns with cabbage and lingonberry jam :thumbsup:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Not to rain on your parade but, while I still do eat pork, it's videos like this that have seriously made me reexamine that practice for me in the future:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I have a source for local, organic bacon/pork.

It is better.

 

[gunslingingbird]

 

[lurkingdirk]

Bacon.

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[Ace Bandage]

Eggs over easy, FTW!

At a campus diner called Premium Link Upgrade they have The Drew Brees Special: Sirloin (medium rare), eggs over easy, hash browns with sausage gravy, and two buttermilk biscuits. Best meal ever.

 

[Red XXX]

Black pudding? Is that one of those stereotypical British bland foods? :dunno:

Bland :eek: really you don't know what you've been missing Premium Link Upgrade