Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playground!

[Petra]

What shall we do with the ******* sailor?
What shall we do with the ******* sailor?
What shall we do with the ******* sailor, early in the morning?

Well, this is my question to you! Tell me what we should do with the ******* sailor and the best suggestion will win the Pirates 1 and 2 DVDs from Digital Playgrounds! Both boxes are autographed as well by no other than Jesse Jane!

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On top of the 2 movies, I will be drawing 3 names out of the hat to receive 200 FreeOnes points!

Here are the rules for this contest (read carefully):

1.) Contest runs until Thursday, August 9th.

2.) Any member may participate, but you MUST have 5 posts by the end of the contest to win.

3.) You can make 1 suggestion a day on what we should do with the ******* sailor (Click for Examples).

4.) Be creative, don't use suggestions other members have made.

5.) You must be willing to give me your mailing address so I can send you the movies.

Good luck! And remember, we need to do things to that ******* no good sailor! My usual favorite is cutting his willy off with a rusty razor!

 

[DR. B]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

now that he's *****, we can have sex with him

 

[Shifty]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Oh great, how long 'til PK gets here and tries to hijack this thread with his pro-Ninja BS? :dunno: :cussing:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Oh great, how long 'til PK gets here and tries to hijack this thread with his pro-Ninja BS? :dunno: :cussing:

Was thinking about PK and Nijas, too...

 

[dp93]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

hang him by his johnson over the bow then ***** him to listen to Justin Bieber

 

[baj701]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Tie a cracker to his johnson and let Polly loose.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Shove the captain's wooden leg up his butt. :booty: :uohs:

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Make him spend an evening with Jsmoothpa, a couple thousand sheets of paper, and a crate of Ripple.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Shave his nuts with "a fricken laser"?

 

[too fast]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

The babes can be MY wenches.

 

[beauregard]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Tie him up for a leathered flailer

 

[tartanterrier]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Melt a chocolate bar and cover his mouth & dick with it.Then when he wakes up to his horror,he realises he's shagged the dog :surprise:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Shave his nuts with "a fricken laser"?

Damn I was going to say something with laser in my next post. :cussing:

 

[DR. B]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

we can **** him

 

[bnaked]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Make him wear this on his head. :douchebag:

 

[StanScratch]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Notice everyone has made their ******* sailor a dude. Huh. Well me...


Create a game out of it. Draw a treasure map, leading to her (Stumble, stumble, crawl, crawl, stumble...). First one to find her gets to be the second one to shag her.

Notice I said "second one"...I will be the first. Duh.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

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Make him watch shitty movie trailers?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

What shall we do with the ******* sailor,

let a policeman at him with his tazer.

 

[baj701]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

The Captain wants to impale him on his yard mast.

 

[PirateKing]

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou

Recruit him as the ship's navigator, of course!

Oh great, how long 'til PK gets here and tries to hijack this thread with his pro-Ninja BS? :dunno: :cussing:

Don't mind me, just here to collect my royalties.








P.S. Fuck yo Ninjas bitcheeeez!