Landing a super conceited women

[OPaypanda]

I have been given the task to either get into a steady relationship or have sex with the hottest girl in my town. She's won Miss Latina something or other I think three times in a row and is just stupid hot. Any advice? I'm not really that into her but a bet is a bet.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Jumping off a bridge is your only option here.

 

[OPaypanda]

Jumping off a bridge is your only option here.

I think it could happen. I'm not bad looking for a white guy.

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

if any of us could get the hottest girl in our town, we probably wouldnt be slapping our dongs around on this site...

just be yourself.

 

[DOA82]

How about you grow up and not accept stupid bets from your friends.

This is not American Pie and tricking this woman into sex or a relationship when you aren't truly interested makes you a piece of utter scum. You have the tenacity to call this woman conceited yet you accepted this stupid bet?

Wow, just wow.

 

[maildude]

How about you grow up and not accept stupid bets from your friends.

This is not American Pie and tricking this woman into sex or a relationship when you aren't truly interested makes you a piece of utter scum. You have the tenacity to call this woman conceited yet you accepted this stupid bet?

Wow, just wow.

Rep Power: 1

 

[DR. B]

The problem with this site is there are too many lying assholes that feel that they should just create a lame, attention whore type thread.

:/

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Your best option is, go to her, tell her the truth, and split the winnings with her 70/30, in her favor, because you shouldn't have done something this bone headed in the first place.

 

[Rey C.]

So you want advice on how to begin a relationship with a super conceited girl?

Yeah. OK. Just take this advice:

Jumping off a bridge is your only option here.

 

[Aaliyah Love]

How about you grow up and not accept stupid bets from your friends.

This is not American Pie and tricking this woman into sex or a relationship when you aren't truly interested makes you a piece of utter scum. You have the tenacity to call this woman conceited yet you accepted this stupid bet?

Wow, just wow.

..what he said!

"I'm not that into her but a bet is a bet" ..what are you, 12?!

 

[Mr. Hyde]

Any advice?

Yes, castrate yourself.

 

[LukeEl]

Give her something dipped in chocolate and sprinkled with shredded coconut. If that doesn't work, just a large dish towel and bottle of ether will work.

 

[OPaypanda]

I think all of you are taking this a little to seriously. I think I agree with the post that stated I shouldn't have asked this question on this site...

 

[nylo]

You might as well ***** yourself dude. I see girls like that here in Miami all the time....especially in South Beach. It all depends on how far you are willing to go. I went out with a girl like that, and the only way is you must be really strong and not put up with her conceited ****. Believe it or not she will actually want you the cause you are showing her your not going to put up with her ****.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Tell her you'd like to take it in the ass from her strap on dildo. I hear super conceited women love that.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I can just feeeeeeeel the love in this thread. :1orglaugh

 

[Deepcover]

I can just feeeeeeeel the love in this thread. :1orglaugh

More like bombs dropping...

 

[DR. B]

I think all of you are taking this a little to seriously.

uh, well you asked for our advice you twit.

think I agree with the post that stated I shouldn't have asked this question on this site...

LOL, wut?

 

[PirateKing]

Treat her like an average girl.

LOL I mean...How dare you!?! What a juvenile bet! :nono:

 

[mychelle]

As a girl, I would like to recommend the book:

"Why men marry bitches"