Your ****' Names?

[ApolloBalboa]

If you have ****, what are their names and why? If you don't have ****, but plan on it someday, what would you like to be their names and why?

I plan on naming my **** Maximilian, Jaco, and Gaston, because they're great gender-neutral names.

 

[squallumz]

i have names picked. at least for up to 2 girls and a boy.

 

[L3ggy]

Whimsy and Leggy.

 

[squallumz]

flubber and flubber jr

 

[STDiva]

LeCharles is 21 years younger than me. In six years, LeCharles will be 5 times younger than me. Where is the ******?

 

[Straight Shooter]

I'm Hispanic so I know I want to give my **** a Hispanic sounding name. If I were to have a boy two names I like are Cristiano(after my favorite soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo) and Alejandro which is Alex in English. For a girl I like Juliana or Danella

 

[Ace Bandage]

Devashonte Ray LaDayquan (Bill, for short)

 

[gunslingingbird]

LaTrine

 

[BCT]

Jose Canseco

 

[vodkazvictim]

Whimsy and Leggy.

Awesome.
Should I ever be responsible for naming any of those I've sired I shall name them all "Oi", so that I may simply shout "OI! Your tea's ready!" or "OI! Stop it!" and I'm covered.

 

[DR. B]

I plan on naming my ********* after two strippers, Cashmere and Meadow

 

[gunslingingbird]

I plan on naming my ********* after two strippers, cashmere and meadow

I have a coworker who actually named his ******** Destiny. When he told me that, I mentioned that I had stuck many dollar bills in the thongs of girls who went by that name.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I love the name Ethan for a boy and Hayden for a girl...but I'm not having **** so I'll probably name a future dog or cat these names.

 

[STDiva]

My cats name is Hayden.

 

[LeyaFalcon]

My ******** is destiny jasmine ... destiny from the darth vader quote "luke it is your destiny" and jasmine from princess jasmine from aladdin ..... my cats name is miss yoda because she has big ears like yoda ... my dead cats name is onion because she had a big round belly like she swallowed an onion

 

[lurkingdirk]

I have four ********, and their names are Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet, and Diva Muffin.

 

[Ravenholm]

I have two ****.

Elvis Jagger.
Abdul Jabbar.

 

[LukeEl]

I know one thing, I want to paint brush the faces of the parents with a blocker glove that give **** those fancy schmancy names like half of Hollywood.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Petra and Roald

Or if there are copyright issues, Petwa and Roland.

 

[Ravenholm]

I know one thing, I want to paint brush the faces of the parents with a blocker glove that give **** those fancy schmancy names like half of Hollywood.

Oh I know pal. I know!. The low end mentality of half of Hollywood is shocking so it is. Even the big A listers are at it as well. It's not just the B list and downward listing stars. I would give them a good old fashioned beating (if it was a guy) and a good old fashioned shag (if it was a woman) if they named their **** something stupid. In saying that I would be fighting and shagging all day long in Hollywood if that's the case. Bruce Willis needs a beating naming his *** "Rumor" poor ***. No wonder **** at her school used to call her "Rumor the Tumor" it's all her **** fault.

You wont get that with my two **** Elvis Jagger and Abdul Jabbar. Nope. No way will you. They have sensible names lol