hhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggg I would drag my nuts across the arizona desert with nothing but Magic Johnson's ***** as my water supply and then climb a 1000 foot cliff face while corrosive hail rained down upon me....
All to see a blurred, stained, black and white copy of you holding up a piece of paper with my first name on it for 1 second while I'm being stretched on a rack.