I apologize if this post is offensive.
Hi! I am a 47 year old grown man and I like Cap'n Crunch
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Yes. It's an American cereal not available in other counties I guess. It doesn't get soggy in milk. Big bonus there.
I've been at my ******'s house a couple of times and her two **** have been eating cereal in the mornings. I usually help myself to a couple of bowls of cereal while they are eating it. Coco Pops, Snap Crackle and Pop, Corn Flakes or what ever else it is. Her **** are like 6 (the girl) and 4 (the boy) so it's not like they can stop me from helping myself to their cereal lol
No offense here.
....but then again, I'm a (very soon-to-be) 46-yr old man who loves the Capn'n's goods too.
....but then again, I'm a (very soon-to-be) 46-yr old man who loves the Capn'n's goods too.
Not only does it get soggy, but soggy Captain Crunch cereal is one of the nastiest things that somebody can eat. :tongue:
this!
Not only does it get soggy, but soggy Captain Crunch cereal is one of the nastiest things that somebody can eat. :tongue:
Technically you are right. But the key is the CC to milk ratio and eating it fairly quick.
Since this is such a "stimulating" thread.....I just have to ask:
Before he was Cap'n' Crunch, was he Commander Crunch & was only promoted because he developed his cereal? :dunno:
But on a serious note, they actually made Punch Crunch, Vanilly Crunch, & Cinnamon Crunch in the early 70's (I would have been really young, but I don't remember ever seeing, much less eating them), but they were later discontinued.
Before he was Cap'n' Crunch, was he Commander Crunch & was only promoted because he developed his cereal? :dunno:
But on a serious note, they actually made Punch Crunch, Vanilly Crunch, & Cinnamon Crunch in the early 70's (I would have been really young, but I don't remember ever seeing, much less eating them), but they were later discontinued.
Meritorious promotion
Shouldn't he be an Admiral by now? :dunno:
Yeah, tell me about it.....he's been in the cereal navy for what, nearly 50 years without a promotion......something's not right there.
It was that whole "don't ask don't tell" thing that held him back. Look for him to be promoted very soon.
That's fucked up, I was actually going to use "don't ask, don't tell" to explain it, but then I decided not to.......get out of my head you Cap'n' Crunch fiend! Ha ha ha!
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I remember the Cinnamon Crunch it wasn't bad. As far as cereals like Cap'n' Crunch I don't see **** asking for these cereals or seeing them in carts with people with ****. So I guess the only ones buying are those of us who grew up eating it. I also guess that this is the reason there is talk in the business world about it being the Cap'n's last voyage.
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I like that cereal, but I can't help but wonder - in the 50+ years he's been in business - why hasn't he been promoted yet? He should've been Admiral Crunch a long time ago. We should be saluting General Crunch by now.
He must have issues. Probably explains that strange, shaky voice of his. He always sounds hammered.
He must have issues. Probably explains that strange, shaky voice of his. He always sounds hammered.
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