Sweden or Norway?

  • Sweden

    Votes: 49 62.0%
  • Norway

    Votes: 19 24.1%
  • Fuck that—Denmark all the way, baby!

    Votes: 11 13.9%

  • Total voters
    79
Let me explain this to you all...

Sweden all the way.

We all know that Danes aren´t a real people, they´re just walking **** and sausage holders.

As for the Norwegians, any people that sound as happy as they do are up to no good.
 
Finland because they use raindeer as transportation.
 
Let me explain this to you all...

Sweden all the way.

We all know that Danes aren´t a real people, they´re just walking **** and sausage holders.

As for the Norwegians, any people that sound as happy as they do are up to no good.

There you have it.
 
They all generally share the same ancestry. Personally I am half Swedish and Danish. Had to go with Sweden, but Norway always has the best skiers. Sweden has the best hockey players, generally.

All of good Viking stock though. ;)

At least it's not USA.

Do you have any idea how many Swedes are actually in the USA? In the Midwest in particular there is an absolute shitload. My cousins are full blooded. Some of the smartest most pleasant people you could ever hope to meet. Summa cum laude graduates, all of them.

I think Norway chicks love the black guys so i'll have to go with Norway

So...I take it you've been there to make that assertion?
 
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Do you have any idea how many Swedes are actually in the USA?

I don't know the exact amount.

Why do you keep telling us your lineage? It's not like you have royal *****.
 
I'm gonna base my decision on Nightwish's singers, because that's as good a criteria as any other.
Finland - Tarja Turunen
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Sweden - Anette Olzon
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Oh, dear! Hard to choose!
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I think I'll go with Sweden. :thumbsup:

Black Metal is not for the faint of heart.

True story: A few years ago we had Dimmu Borgir at the Warfield. While we were setting up front of house, the tour sound guy tries to start a casual conversation by asking the local sound guy, "So, what do you think of the current state of the modern **** party?"

Definitely not for the faint of heart. :1orglaugh
 
I don't know the exact amount.

Why do you keep telling us your lineage? It's not like you have royal *****.

Oh it's not royal ***** but I am proud of it. No different than anyone else in the country that takes pride in their ethnic backgrounds. You are right though I probably talk about it a tad too much.
 
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