Osama Bin Laden butt plug

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lurkingdirk

Appropriate, or over the line? Perhaps Miss FreeOnes could demonstrate?

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If you wanna put something in your a**hole, you may as well use an a**hole, right? The Assama bin Laden butt plug is a lovely, pink-hued rendering of Osama bin Laden. If sticking this terrorist where the sun don’t shine is still too good for him, you are in luck. CelebrityButt-Plugs.com has many other fine other butt plugs on the way, like Sarah Impalin, Barack O-Bum-A, Buttney Spears and The Sperminator. I guess someone decided “Lady CaCa” and “Sarah Jessica Pooper” were too literal? [The Gloss]
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lurkingdirk said:
Perhaps Miss FreeOnes could demonstrate
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Would this be the appropriate time to point out that Ms. FreeOnes never sticks around for longer than 72 hrs after winning the award?

:stir:
 
I wonder why is the head atop a grenade? Wouldn't sticks of dynamite on a vest be more accurate?
 
Oddly enough, Dirk was the first to report this. Why doesn't that surprise me?
 
On the one hand, it seems a fitting way to remember the dildo ...

Sarah Jessica "Pooper"? They should send her a 'freebie'. :D
 
There's a reason butt plugs are smooth and not shaped into an asshole terrist's head...

Now we're going to have to take Dirk to the hospital after he finds out why the smooth ones are the way to go...
 
Petra said:
There's a reason butt plugs are smooth and not shaped into an asshole terrist's head...

Now we're going to have to take Dirk to the hospital after he finds out why the smooth ones are the way to go...
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Maybe that beard is finalyy helping him get all those crusty leftovers out of his rusty trombone

Just don't loose it in there, imagine traveling to Iran and at the airport the see that thing on the X-Ray
 
Supadupafly said:
Maybe that beard is finalyy helping him get all those crusty leftovers out of his rusty trombone

Just don't loose it in there, imagine traveling to Iran and at the airport the see that thing on the X-Ray
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:funnyshit:
 
My BFF, Simone, she works as a nurse. And has been working in the gynecology ward for some ten years or so.

It is incredible what people love to shove up their asses.

There are people coming back and again due to **** bottles (That is not so hard to fix), but there are three guys who love to get lightbulbs in.

And damn, you know, you can't just pull them out, they tend to splinter.

So they have to drill a tiny hole in the metal section of those and then put foam in it that gets solid. Rest is easy-peasy.

It's just making them guys so happy they feel like celebrating, and sometimes they celebrate right in the men's room of the hospital, where they find a delicious-looking light bulb :drama:

But that is all softcore compared to 'Morbus Kobold'

If you want to really google that, put a hand over your crown jewels, because you instantly will go 'Ooooooooooooooh Nooooooooooh' :1orglaugh
 
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