Never date a girl who won't put her lipstick on the dipstick. Where will it end? One day she'll refuse to fuck. You gotta stop the madness somewhere.
I'm just playing Devil's Advocate here...I must say it's the foreplay of my heart.
My women must not only do it but enjoy it with every slurp.
Failure will result in a very angry gloyster.
I speak from the heart goostas.
I speak from the heart goostas.
Don't get married then. Once you do, head is dead...
I'm just playing Devil's Advocate here...
Now let's take this to its ultimate opposite conclusion.
Do you "wear the scuba gear" and go down between her legs? Are you giving her your lips and tongue?
What's fair is fair.
Hey now mister! :ban:
Not true. I used to **** my husband up with a blow job almost every morning.. I didn't stop doing that until about a week before we separated lol
Aren't you glad you're a mod again?
Don't worry, we all love you.![]()
You two-faced bastard! You tell her that, but you tell me to go away?!? :******:
You don't have magnificent tits. Yes, your moobs are great, but Damn. Have you checked out Nikki?
Sorry, broseph.
Nikki"s bewbs .... sublime![]()
Why don't you shut the fuck up? No one asked you to be in this thread. Obviously Nikki loves me, and you're just a troll.
Also, you smell like underpants.
Jealousy is a grubby little emotion. Yet, you wear with the panache of a tranny runway model :thefinger
You don't have magnificent tits. Yes, your moobs are great, but Damn. Have you checked out Nikki?
Sorry, broseph.
Nikki"s bewbs .... sublime![]()
Why don't you shut the fuck up? No one asked you to be in this thread. Obviously Nikki loves me, and you're just a troll.
Also, you smell like underpants.
Jealousy is a grubby little emotion. Yet, you wear with the panache of a tranny runway model :thefinger
http://bluntobject.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/not-this-****-again.jpgYou smell like tranny runway model underpants.