Masterbation techniques

[vanderkar]

Spin the middle, topwise. You'll cum so hard.

Can you explain how to do this

 

[vanderkar]

Spin the middle, topwise. You'll cum so hard.

Ha got it now. not sexual at all

 

[freeze333311]

I am tired of using traditional masterbation techniques. I have a girlfriend so I get laid but when I'm not getting laid and I want to jack off I'm bored. I want to do something that is going to blow my mind. Any ideas.

Buy unlubricated condoms and a bottle of water based lube (lubes are usually in the female hygene section). Unroll the condom all the way and squirt some lube in it along with some on your member. Put the condom on leaving a couple inches excess at the end to "slide into." Now hump something hands free- the mattress top, between the mattress and box spring, between couch cushions, and exercise ball.... The more you use the imagination, the more mind blowing.

 

[rayman53x]

spit on your hand and try that lol

 

[CunningStunts]

Try The Stranger...

Sit on your hand until it falls ******, the masturbate with it... feels like a completely new hand is jacking you off.

 

[sven89]

Try The Stranger...

Sit on your hand until it falls ******, the masturbate with it... feels like a completely new hand is jacking you off.

Haha, the Stranger... Great idea! :1orglaugh

 

[lurkingdirk]

DANGER WANK: jack off till you're about ready to come, then shout at the top of your voice "MUUUUUM!"

The objective is to finish up and dry off before she gets there...

 

[TheOrangeCat]

DANGER WANK: jack off till you're about ready to come, then shout at the top of your voice "MUUUUUM!"

The objective is to finish up and dry off before she gets there...

Ha! I just tried this.

Weirdest thing though, Dirk. I yelled 'MUUUm', and your Mum turned up. Bet you can't guess how I got finished off and cleaned up?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Ha! I just tried this.

Weirdest thing though, Dirk. I yelled 'MUUUm', and your Mum turned up. Bet you can't guess how I got finished off and cleaned up?

Nice. She's good at that, isn't she?!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Nice. She's good at that, isn't she?!

Positively gifted. I think at one point my nuts turned inside out.

 

[eatright]

yo i just tried this... rub vicks on your balls. You get this weird burning/cooling sensation down there. Its craaaaaaaazyy

 

[mrtrebus]

Try The Stranger...

Sit on your hand until it falls ******, the masturbate with it... feels like a completely new hand is jacking you off.

Ah you are a member of the 'Dead Hand Gang!

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Try a vacuum clainer.

 

[Hot Mega]

Kerosene and a box of matches, guaranteed to be a super hot experience with the proper strike...err stroke.:flame:

 

[RichardNailder]

I am tired of using traditional masterbation techniques. I have a girlfriend so I get laid but when I'm not getting laid and I want to jack off I'm bored. I want to do something that is going to blow my mind. Any ideas.

I found your original post http://www.steadyhealth.com/injured_my_penis_while_masturbating_t134567.html

Understandable that you need a new method.

Try,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_masturbation - give the poor willy a break for a bit. :2 cents: