My pussy is wet what should I do?

My pussy is wet what should I do?

  • Have sex with LurkingDirk

    Votes: 10 13.7%
  • Use my fingers

    Votes: 6 8.2%
  • Use your fingers

    Votes: 17 23.3%
  • Cucumbers are your friend

    Votes: 9 12.3%
  • Find nearest penis

    Votes: 12 16.4%
  • Rest against running washing machine

    Votes: 3 4.1%
  • Hand-held shower massage

    Votes: 1 1.4%
  • A vibrator

    Votes: 10 13.7%
  • A pineapple

    Votes: 5 6.8%

  • Total voters
    73

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
And "Show us more pictures" is not a fucking option!!??!! What the fucking fuck!

BTW, it's much to my delight you showed that picture, Alisa. Looking at the history of the board, I expected something much different.
 
Alisa, Ya Should Have Had "Tongue" Listed, :drool1: So I Went With Vib, Cause Girl Ya Need To Relax And Let Someone Else Do The Work, Like Me!! :D I'm Heading For The Pick-Up Truck Right Now, See Ya In A Little While, Danged Customs People Are SLOW!!! :mad:
Thanks For The Pretty Picture Sweetie!! :lovecoupl :iloveyou:
 
Well it should be, unwanted spillages cost hundreds of thousands of people their lives each year.

:nono: You get the 'Unsafe Mary Award' for the day.


Do I get a trophy with that award or something?

a pineapple? OUCH I'd say a bowling pin


I had to inlcude pineapple it's a freeones thing.


I would never have thought of that thank you PK.:tongue:

It's obvious... have sex with LurkingDirk. I'm sure he is near your house or outside your window :D

:thumbsup: Nice pic btw but we want more ;)


I'm sure he is. I think he'd be happy to know you thought of him instead of any of the other options.

Thank you. :kiss:

There must be an app for that. :dunno:


My cell is old it doesn't have apps.



:rofl2: good call

Buy some blotting paper knickers? :dunno:


I bet they do make them somewhere.


There is one now. ;)


Thank you:kiss: :kiss:
 
And "Show us more pictures" is not a fucking option!!??!! What the fucking fuck!

BTW, it's much to my delight you showed that picture, Alisa. Looking at the history of the board, I expected something much different.


Sorry Stan. :kiss: Can you ever for give me?:shy:

I'm glad you like the picture.

I was thinking the same thing! :cool:

Awesome pic Alisa :drool2:


Thank you.

Alisa, Ya Should Have Had "Tongue" Listed, :drool1: So I Went With Vib, Cause Girl Ya Need To Relax And Let Someone Else Do The Work, Like Me!! :D I'm Heading For The Pick-Up Truck Right Now, See Ya In A Little While, Danged Customs People Are SLOW!!! :mad:
Thanks For The Pretty Picture Sweetie!! :lovecoupl :iloveyou:

Maybe I should have had a 10th option as other. I tried to cover all the basics and some funnier ones too.

I'll see you soon then.

Your welcome.I'm glad you liked it.:kiss:
 
After 4 hours, I think the question now is, what did you do about it?

I took a nice hot shower then after being all nice and clean(smelling like french vanilla ice cream) came back to bed got out my vibrator, some lube and had some nice time with myself.:D
 
Do I get a trophy with that award or something?
You get a feather duster (because really, what else is one supposed to give a woman when you're all out of faulty irons and and toilet cleaner?), a complementary sack of kitty litter to start you off on your journey of self discovery and a smack on the bottom for being a naughty little Mary.
 
After four hours I thinks the pussy's wet, again

If it is, here's my solution

1) DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, HAVE SEX WITH LURKINGDIRK

2) If you're wearing clothes, take them off

3) http://www.retrospekt.net/retroalbum/bhaileathlacliath/bigimages/IMG_2828.jpg


Not quite yet give it another hr.
I'll take that under advicement.
Ouch I am not that flexable.

You get a feather duster (because really, what else is one supposed to give a woman when you're all out of faulty irons and and toilet cleaner?), a complementary sack of kitty litter to start you off on your journey of self discovery and a smack on the bottom for being a naughty little Mary.


:mad: I know you could give her chocolate, a new bottle of lube.NEVER give her something for cleaning
I'll accept the kitty litter and the smack however. You can keep the feather duster I'm sure you and Dirk will find an interesting use for it.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Uhm....dry it!? :facepalm:
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
If you didn't notice the poll I wasn't ready to yet.

Well, it's 3 1/2 hrs. later and I hope you finally dried up the moisture because if you don't, mold or mildew can set in and if you have allergies, it can be a bad thingy for you! :tongue:
 
Well, it's3 1/2 hrs. later andI hope you finally dried up the moisture because if you don't, mold or mildew can set in and if you have allergies, it can be a bad thingy for you! :tongue:

Good point :rolleyes:

of course I cleaned up after myself. Any lady would.
 
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