I'm not a virgin!

[jod0565]

I'm not either.

 

[Lust]

pics or GTFO!

 

[Death-Proof-69]

People still use pick up lines?

yeah, it happens

 

[Jane Burgess]

Yeah, all women say that. Then they fall for the bad guy who treats them like ****...

I don't. I have never dated an asshole and never will.

 

[Jane Burgess]

*walks up to you*
*stands very close*
*looks down*

I'm wearing little mirrors on my shoes.
You're not wearing anything under your skirt.

Perv. Tell me more.

 

[Jane Burgess]

People still use pick up lines?

Yes and really bad ones. It is such a turn off.

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

I'm not a virgin

Good for you, I hope you kept your virginity till after your marriage?

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Jane Burgess[/URL][/B], post: 5313028, member: 201847"]Yes and really bad ones. It is such a turn off.

Jane, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

don't hurt me...

 

[KillTheIndustry]

Yes and really bad ones. It is such a turn off.

Are those space pants you're wearing? 'Cause I can see myself in 'em... No, that's not it.

Your pants are like a mirror, 'cause they're outta this world!... That's not right either.

If I told you I lost my phone number, would you hold it against me?... DAMN IT!!!

 

[STDiva]

In order to get more tail, you have to be more like Andronicus Ry. It works for me. In fact it works so well, I had to start acting like Dirk to get women to stop talking to me. On the other hand, more hard bodied, well hung men talk to me now. Coincidence?

 

[Death-Proof-69]

In order to get more tail, you have to be more like Andronicus Ry. It works for me. In fact it works so well, I had to start acting like Dirk to get women to stop talking to me. On the other hand, more hard bodied, well hung men talk to me now. Coincidence?

coincidence? i think not...

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Thanks for sharing.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Jane Burgess[/URL][/B], post: 5313028, member: 201847"]Yes and really bad ones. It is such a turn off.

Nice shoes, but they'd look much better in my pants. Wait...I mean, are you from heaven? 'Cause I've got an erection.

*runs off*

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

Since there are a few threads with people proclaiming that they are virgins I figured I'd take the time to tell you that I'm not a virgin. Believe it or not women have actually ***** with me and no I didn't have to pay them. Unlike some of the self-professed virgins on here I'm actually quite dashing so I guess I have that going for me. Any advice on how I can get more tail?

What's wrong with paying for it? so what? Its OK to rent a porno and not a woman?
and I'm not exactly buttugly either, I just didn't want any bullshit.

 

[Spleen]

Jane Burgess[/URL][/B], post: 5313021, member: 201847"]I don't. I have never dated an asshole and never will.

Congrats in being in the minority.

 

[lurkingdirk]

In order to get more tail, you have to be more like Andronicus Ry. It works for me. In fact it works so well, I had to start acting like Dirk to get women to stop talking to me. On the other hand, more hard bodied, well hung men talk to me now. Coincidence?

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