If she goes to jail, they need to have a camera following her so we can watch her get ******** by all the other hot inmates. At least this is what I imagine will happen

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90 days in jail for ********* her probation. She poured on the waterworks. Maybe she should have whipped out those acting skills on a film job.

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If she goes to jail, they need to have a camera following her so we can watch her get ******** by all the other hot inmates. At least this is what I imagine will happen

:banana:

She'll get placed in Protective Custody, she'll have her own cell, probably cable TV, cell phone, laptop, and probably will be banging some male, or female security guard, if not both. Out of the 90 day sentence, she'll probably do no more than 75 days, and then she'll be out ********, and whoring herself around again in a town near you.

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Hat Man :hatsoff:
 
Just as I thought...

From ABCNews.com,

According to Steve Whitmore, spokesperson for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's department, Lohan will serve her time at the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood, California and will be segregated from the general jail population.

Lohan may only end up serving a few weeks of her 90 day jail sentence -- Whitmore noted that "female, non-violent prisoners will do about 25-percent of their sentence" because L.A. jails suffer from "an overcrowding sitution."

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Hat Man :hatsoff:
 
It's expected though and it usually isn't just limited to ***********. When Khloe Kardashian was let out in less than a day (out of a 30 day sentence) for her DUI, lawyers that were interviewed said it's normal in California for that to happen due to the overcrowding situation. I'd definitely rather have violent people in there than drunks
 
Smegma on a goat ass, she's such a train wreck. I wish they'd get her into a serious rehab program, get her cleaned up, and then get her making movies where she gets naked a lot. That's the best course of action, clearly...
 
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