Re: When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OSCM ?
I pay to watch her clean my hardwood
I pay to watch her clean my hardwood
You're not a OSCM yet?
I think this comes down to deciding how cynical you want to live your life. Do we only want to go through life believing that strippers/cam girls/porn stars only view us as walking ATMs?
I don't want to go through life with that thought. I prefer to believe that some erotic entertainers actually love what they do.
Ashleigh, I've only just begun to read about your adventures and I will say, you're one hell of a character who can certainly hold her own ! Let me ask , are you a natural in the craft of good communication skills or do you have a fairly extensive background in theatre arts and drama ?
Have you ever worked as a sales person in any capacity ? If not you should (big $$$$$ !!)
Your movie review video was a riot, you didn't even use notes either huh ?
A Premium Link Upgrade , eh?
:lovecoupl
How about a date with me, SpexyAshleigh and i'll make sure you're
spoiled til the cows come home.:1orglaugh:lovecoupl
How about a date with me, SpexyAshleigh and i'll make sure you're
spoiled til the cows come home.:1orglaugh:lovecoupl
No way, I want Ashleigh![]()
You two DO know that she requires you to shower?
I'm sorry, but I just wouldn't be capable of being held accountable for such high standards.
I take **************. Does that count?
What does spexy mean, anyway? Is it a neat mixture of words that lets people know you are sexy and have awesome pecs, or do you simply not give a fuck?
Spexy means sexy. I dunno, I've always used the word spexy. Kinda like smexy. Only spexy. Its just sexy, but for some reason I added the 'p'.
Seriously that has got to be the most asked question I get lol
You two DO know that she requires you to shower?
I'm sorry, but I just wouldn't be capable of being held accountable for such high standards.
I shower everyday, I take hygiene very serious, I'm very OCD when it comes to showering plus I always make sure I smell good whether it's with a fragrance like deodorant body sprays or cologne :thumbsup:
hey bb....how YOU doin?![]()
Just warning you - I'm not a cheap date. I eat ALOT.![]()
I shower everyday, I take hygiene very serious, I'm very OCD when it comes to showering plus I always make sure I smell good whether it's with a fragrance like deodorant body sprays or cologne :thumbsup:
Spexy means sexy. I dunno, I've always used the word spexy. Kinda like smexy. Only spexy. Its just sexy, but for some reason I added the 'p'.
Seriously that has got to be the most asked question I get lol
So, your sort of single now? Did your previous significant other suffer some blow to the head or become suddenly mentally handicap?It's hard to imagine a reason to leave you or disappoint you to ruin the relationship. If I had a woman of your caliber I wouldn't want to screw it up.
"a woman of your caliber"?
ROFL. Sorry but seriously lol. Lemme put it this way: My ****** literally tells guys I date to just end it now before getting in too deep because they're going to **** up one day and wonder what the hell they're doing with me. I'm not relationship material, not even in the slightest. I shouldn't be with anyone because I'm not mentally fit to be in successful relationships. Just like how most people aren't fit to be parents...I'm not fit to be a spouse/partner.
"a woman of your caliber"?
ROFL. Sorry but seriously lol. Lemme put it this way: My ****** literally tells guys I date to just end it now before getting in too deep because they're going to **** up one day and wonder what the hell they're doing with me. I'm not relationship material, not even in the slightest. I shouldn't be with anyone because I'm not mentally fit to be in successful relationships. Just like how most people aren't fit to be parents...I'm not fit to be a spouse/partner.
Why are you telling yourself that woman. You can't tell the future.
I was trying to be flattering. I've heard women like that. :tongue:
Besides like dogbone said you shouldn't be so hard on yourself.