Worst **** You Have Ever Drank...
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There are two beers which compete for this title in my book: Spaten, and a **** which I can't remember what it's called.
I bought the Spaten at Costco because it was something like $18 bucks for a 24-pack, and I regretted it. It tasted like glass cleaner. My roommates and I were all big **** drinkers, 12-packs rarely lasted longer than a couple hours, but the bottles of foamy glass cleaner sat in the fridge for nearly 2 months.
The other **** is some **** that I got from Beverages & More because the tag on the shelf said that it had the Guiness record for the world's most alcoholic ****. I decided to get a bottle to see what it was like. Ugh, it was vile! The fucking thing tasted like a mixture of soy sauce, Wocerstershire sauce, and steak sauce. It was thick, salty, and bitter (yeah, yeah. That's what she said, I know), and was quite undrinkable. My 3 roommates and I all made an honest effort to ***** more than one gulp, but none of us were able to. We ended up flushing most of it down the toilet because nobody could ***** it.ukey:
Not as bad as Jack. I once bought a Costco-sized bottle of Jack Daniels, you know, the half gallon size. Well, it turned out that I was the only one present who liked Jack, so the bottle was all mine. By the time I ****** out, which was long before the party ended, I had consumed half of the bottle all by myself. The next morning I woke up still *****. I went to work, got off work, drove back home, and I was still *****. Sometime around 6 in the afternoon I ceased to be ***** and became hungover. Ugh, that was the worst feeling I have ever had! Every time I burped my mouth, throat, and esophagus burned worse than heartburn. I had a headache which was only bearable if there was no light or sound, because the moment either happened it became agonizing. I kept dry-heaving, and couldn't stomach any food. That day sucked.
That was the last time I drank hard ******.
I ***** more hard now than I ever did before. The dry heaving sucks, but not as bad as the sweats and the insomnia that ensue.
The worst, huh ? well, as such, some of these '''ol swills'' are probably long gone from the marketplace but, here we go :
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5)"Oly" and basically anything that was less than, I don't know . . $3.50 per 6'er at the time.
Yep ! as they say, you get what you pay for. . and when we're talking **** it couldn't be more true !
few exceptions exist, trust me :1orglaugh
Thanks for the thread bro, you bring back some, well, memories ! :glugglug:
Life's a bitch, you ***** bad ****, then you die !
The Hamms brewery is located in my home town. It was cheap, but I don't think it was cheap because it was domestic to my town. Hell if I remember the **** chest 30 packs we got back in the day were no more than 10 bucks. Couple bucks a piece and it was a party. :hatsoff:
We also used to get cases of Red Bull 40s when they were only a buck a piece. Get a case of 12 for 12 bucks and have people pukin' over the balcony.
...is my favorite. :hatsoff:
:eek: :ban: How can any self-respecting **** drinker say that he doesn't like Anchor Steam?!? :ban:
No, it wan't Sam. Sam Adams is about the best American **** there is. Not THE best, but it's up there. No, the **** I was talking about was Austrian. It came in a brown bottle, and had a silver label. The name was written in an old-style font.
I would agree with the Guiness thing, when it is in a can or bottle, it doesn't taste very good, but on Draught from your local pub it taste's great, in my opinion at least, but Miller Geniune Draft is what I would expect ***** to taste like, not that I have ever tasted *****, but it is foul.
MGD can be kind of rough if you don't know what you're getting into. It does have a bit of an unorthodox after taste.
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Arrogant Bastard Ale...NASTY :thefinger
Arrogant Bastard is put out by Stone...one the best breweries around. I like Stone IPA better but Arrogant Bastard is :yummie:For those of you who've not lowered yourselves to the rot that is Steel Reserve (211), I stand by my claim that it is utter filth.
Truer words have yet to be spoken.
ukey:No, that wasn't it. That one wasn't that bad by comparison. One of my roommates got a six-pack of the **** in the picture. That was bad, but we were at least able to finish our bottles. It's a sin to waste ****, you know.
