Dirty Harry remake

[Plastique]

If someone was idiotic enough to try and remake the Dirty Harry films, which current actor do you think would make a suitable "Dirty" Harry Callahan?

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

Mark Wahlberg would be good.

 

[Red Spyder]

Paul Reubens maybe?

 

[question]

Mark Wahlberg would be good.

Why? :dunno:

 

[Icewater Jones]

Clint Eastwood is the best option.

 

[STDiva]

Clint Eastwood is the best option.

This is the correct answer to the poll.

Who the fuck voted for Alec Baldwin???

 

[marquis2]

I find it difficult to think of instances when a great film was remade and came out better than the original.

 

[PirateKing]

These choices blow.:ak47:

 

[STDiva]

I find it difficult to think of instances when a great film was remade and came out better than the original.

It hasn't happened.

 

[Plastique]

This is the correct answer to the poll.

Who the fuck voted for Alec Baldwin???

No-one; Alec Baldwin ain't on the list :dunno:

 

[BlueBalls]

Shia LaBeouf, obviously!

But instead of the famous "do you feel lucky" speech, we can be privy to Shia shouting "go, go, go, go, go, go, go" about 400 times throughout the movies entirety.

Megan Fox should also be cast as the Scorpio Killer

Won't that be fun?

 

[STDiva]

No-one; Alec Baldwin ain't on the list :dunno:

Is there an embarrassed face smiley on here? Clearly I can't read.

 

[question]

No-one; Alec Baldwin ain't on the list :dunno:

All the Baldwin's are unsuitable for the job.
This just shouldn't happen.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Nick Frost. I think he'd bring a unique look to the franchise. Oh, and this is a really, really stupid topic.

 

[LukeEl]

I want to remake Soylent Green, anyway Baldwin is a bit on the portly side to be Dirty Harry. I would say Cole Hauser would be a decent choice.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

How about one of the Jonas Bros. or one of the homos from Twilight?

 

[andrea_]

Owen Wilson :laugh:

 

[Neutron66]

I find it difficult to think of instances when a great film was remade and came out better than the original.

Ben-Hur

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

The remake of the Manchurian Candidate still haunts me. Batman.

 

[GregCentauro]

Kenneth Branagh. I'd like to hear "I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" in iambic pentameter