Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

[Jack Davenport]

A fly in one of the two girls cup.

 

[Cido123]

*******, **** and vommiting ...

 

[Bongoclix]

...any suggestion of ********, *********** etc should be as off-limits as *****ren or *******, period. This has spoiled a few GGG scenes for me; *******, if it's your thing, should be about worshipping the girl, not humiliating her or ******* her to do something nasty.

I like the rest of your post but the part I quoted is, IMHO, lame. Please don't tell people what they "should" like. *******, which isn't my thing at all, is NOT about "worshipping" women in any sense of the word. It's about ***********, period. Like I said it's not my thing but I'm not going to judge other peoples' turn-ons.

Personally I tend to dig a little bit of hand-on-neck *******. I knew a girl who got off on it and it makes me happy to watch.

So, in short, please don't tell people what "should" be in their porn, according to your personal likes/dislikes. Thanks.

EDIT: And, BTW, I think it's a bad, bad idea for any man to "worship" women in any way, shape, or form. A really good way to get walked on and taken advantage of. Women should be treated as people, which they are, not goddesses, which they are not.

 

[LukeEl]

Lame lesbian scenes when you can tell that they are not into it, other fluids beside cum coming out of a girls ass, in fact a girl turning her asshole out is bad. Let's see ****, *******, shitting, ********, slow motion during blow jobs or fucking, gay and bi porn, ******lity, and the one thing that makes me hit eject are scenes where girls that are over the legal age act like teenage girls. That is really creepy and disturbing! Oh the whole ******* thing makes no sense to me at all.

 

[Elwood70]

edit: And, btw, i think it's a bad, bad idea for any man to "worship" women in any way, shape, or form. A really good way to get walked on and taken advantage of. Women should be treated as people, which they are, not goddesses, which they are not.

Thank you!!!!

P.S.-Why didn't that come up as all caps,which is what I intended? I know it's annoying to type in all caps,but should it really be censored?

That was a case where the caps would have helped drive home the point-in other words,they're justified.

 

[Lust]

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  Girls that talk into the camera to you. Really i'd rather see her just be so into the scene that she only cares about the fucking she's getting as opposed to spouting dialogue

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  camera operators filming skills. sorry but most porn camera dudes suck ass. lets see we have a hot scene of a smokin hot girl giving a blow job while getting fucked from behind and the camera man focuses on the dudes face. or will zoom in and focus on the dick and pussy for an hour. lets see the whole encounter dipshit. if a porn camera guy has an ***** encounter i'm pretty certain the only footage he'll capture is the hubcap of the space ship and his dipshit friend's face displaying horror. no wide zoom shot of the ship, no shot of the ***** itself.....

• gonzo camera style. i get fuckin dizzy from the camera bouncin around with lousy angles.

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  televangelist. nothings worse than having a televangelist in the scene telling you youre going to hell for watching this. ok, i'm just seeing if everyone is paying attention here, really

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  Cuckold. sorry but its stupid as ****. i think only the caucasion guys are getting into this? not sure, but seriously its like the pussifaction of the white male. i ask my white friends about this and they shrug thier shoulders saying they don't understand it either. i ask my black friends and they think its silly. i ask my fellow latinos and we all say the same thing: Roselyn Sanchez is hot! in our defense we say this no matter what the argument is about. its the one point in an argument we can make where everyone will agree with us.

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  old guys ~ yeah i know some of you old posters will disagree with this, but it sickens me to see an 18 year old girl get geriatric fucked by a 60 year old man. i'll probably change my tune when i hit 60 but thats like 35 years away man, so fuckit.

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  human discharge, by this i mean things that come out of the human body that should be done in the privacy of toilet cubicle. sorry, i just dont get turned on by that at all

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  camera operators who talk - 4 words to them: shut the fuck up.

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  hairy guys that make bigfoot look bald ~ no explanation necessary

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  scenes that don't have women in them

 

[SiCo]

Poor camera-work/cinematography.

Micro-closeups are useless, I like to see what's going on in the scene so a CSI-zoom-shot is boring. It's not often they pull the camera back far enough to get the whole scene …editing is poor too, they cut too frequently and predictably.

Also, those who whine and come out with overtly fake exclamations. They shouldn't be trying to convince me of the scene with poor dialogue and lousy scripts - it's all about the action.

 

[ed259r2345]

Cameramen/Director need to shut up all together...During the scene and before.. I mean when they interview the girl, who the f do they think they are? All of a sudden they are some great interviewer..

 

[Dr.Stein]

Ron Jeremy! Who would want to fuck that fag?

 

[abejarano12]

Sorry ass camera work

 

[spryter]

Lets see:

- FOOD (fucking food is disgusting and wasteful)
- Old men
- Fake dicks. I **** fake dicks and fake cum. Just because lack guys have small dicks too, doesn't mean we need some guy fucking a girl with a fake dick moulded from a ***** boner that shoots a gallon of milk out the tip.
- Bad dirty talk. If you can't talk dirty well, just stick to faking it.
- Trash talk. I can't wank to a group of five guys pounding on a girl calling her a whore and telling her how she looks like a slut.

Not something that's an instant turn off, but I'm really getting tired of all gangbang being black on white. How about some variety in gangbang porn?

 

[Dream_Deceiver]

what turns me off is big aereoles like www.mikabrown.net

her boobs are gross but she's cute :thumbsup:

 

[Baill Inneraora]

***** creep.

Why is there a whole site dedicated screwing a gall while she ******? If I was so inept as to not to be able to **** a womon up when I was boning her, I sure wouldn't be bragging about it!

 

[Doc Scurlock]

I'm sure its been mentioned before but it needs to be mentioned again. The camera angle close-up from behind when a dude is fucking a chick and all you see is his hairy ass and balls flopping around everywhere. It's even worse when they use that angle for a long time. I want to see the woman, she's the star, not some dude's ass.

 

[drifter54]

***** creep - who the hell wants to fuck a girl who's ******? And are we really supposed to believe that she actually is ****** and not just pretending?!!

Poor dirty talk - just shaddup and moan!

Fake orgasms

*******, shitting etc. Ugh!!

Double entry. Sorry, just doesn't do anything for me.

Anal sex (sorry again)

***** of women (or guys for that matter)

Girls looking at the camera instead of trying to enjoy what they're doing. I guess the camera operator thinks it's sexy - well, it's not. It just makes it look mechanical.

Fake breasts

Lengthy close up scenes of pumping dicks. We know what's going on down there - just show us occasionally and give us more of the "performers" looking as if they're getting off on it all

 

[Tree-Fiddy]

Bad camera angles

 

[KimoraKlein]

- girls ****** on dick
- girls tearing up/gagging on dick
- excessive dirty talk
- talking cameramen
- a b/b/g (+) with bi guys

 

[mtnbkr5]

lex steel
poor picture clarity
excessive body hair/poor physique

 

[whoremaker]

I'd like to add; anything with that Galactically Stupid Fucktard Dirty D. So many scenes have been ruined by his presence. I would love the Slutwife Training vids if it weren't for him.

 

[weinermobile]

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