Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.
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AND the STUPIDEST angle in all of porn: Right behind the guys sack. I **** THAT! I've seen porn where it just says at that shot for like 20 minutes! WHY do they do that?? You can't see ANYTHING! No tits, no pussy, just the backside of a nutsack flopping around. Talk about IRRITATING.........
I agree!
meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
the general unatractiveness of the actresses (with exceptions)
seems like all you need is a willing vagina to be in a movie,
maybe my standards are higher than most, i dont know.
I like more the euro chics and brazilians.
seems like all you need is a willing vagina to be in a movie,
maybe my standards are higher than most, i dont know.
I like more the euro chics and brazilians.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
I now realize I **** two things with a passion.
1. Food. There is nothing sexy to me about a girl spreading mustard on her tits...
2. When two people are doing it, and the cameraman is talking to them. Kind of destroys the illusion, so instead of watching a teenager fucking a milf cause he was spying on her, it is just two people fucking.
1. Food. There is nothing sexy to me about a girl spreading mustard on her tits...
2. When two people are doing it, and the cameraman is talking to them. Kind of destroys the illusion, so instead of watching a teenager fucking a milf cause he was spying on her, it is just two people fucking.
Totally agree! Completely ruins the end of the scene
I know, it's such a let down, it's almost depressing! Nearly makes the time spent watching the scene a waste.
Shifty
O.G.
Lol - and it's that much worse when she acts like it's the biggest load she's ever seen...
Right? Although it's always funny when a chick takes a POWER load right to her face and she looks all shocked, lol... ...Classic.
I know when women completely RUIN they're fucking bodies with disgusting tattoos like this poor guy (http://www.galacticgirls.com/TGP/Alira_Astro/*****-snatch/index.cgi?sid=591621), it truely does make me wonder.
Honestly women in the industry: Stop with the tattoo & piercing ****. I'm a pretty open-minded guy, but VERY few men, and I've hung around my fellow dudes as well as dudettes my entire life, find that **** attractive. Believe you me, I have asked around, cause I was always curious. Learn how to express yourself and your body in different ways besides body modification art. I'm saying this because I know several women in the industry do post here regularly sometimes.
Honestly women in the industry: Stop with the tattoo & piercing ****. I'm a pretty open-minded guy, but VERY few men, and I've hung around my fellow dudes as well as dudettes my entire life, find that **** attractive. Believe you me, I have asked around, cause I was always curious. Learn how to express yourself and your body in different ways besides body modification art. I'm saying this because I know several women in the industry do post here regularly sometimes.
Double penetrations?!?! They are the best.
My turnovers are only ass-to-mouth and the non-attractive women.
Misleading box covers, cum dodgers and unbelievable fake porn acting [ maybe there should be a name for that, I know will call it Teri Weigel whine ] and Pornstars who do the same scene over and over and over ......... again.
I **** girl/girl scenes with no asslicking. It kinda ruins the whole foreplay aspect. Shouldn't they lick it before they stick it? I **** scenes where a chicks nose will be up the girls ass while she licks her pussy and then she doesn't lick the ass. Or the girl will be in doggy and the other girl is screwing her with a toy and she just stares at the ass. In the immortal words of Patrick Bateman "don't just stare at it, eat it." Some of these nasty whores will suck a cock out of an ass, but they suck so bad as being sexy in the beginning of the scene that they don't have the courtesy to lick the ass before it's sodomized. I absolutely **** that. In real life, you take a shower with your girl, you lick her ass and pussy, the you fuck her ass and pussy.
Gape rimming is pretty retarded also. After an ass has been reamed by the likes of Manuel Ferrara, a woman isn't going feel that much sensation on her reamed gaping asshole from a tongue. Anyone knows it's a pain in the ass to get a girl off orally after you've been fucking her, so this unnecessary **** really makes the scene crappy to watch, cuz as I'm wanking I'm thinking "hmmm that probably doesn't feel that good."
These porn dudes can swing their big cocks around and the porn chicks can shake their asses, but more than half of them can't seduce or fuck properly. YOu ever fall ****** watching a Katsuni scene?
Gape rimming is pretty retarded also. After an ass has been reamed by the likes of Manuel Ferrara, a woman isn't going feel that much sensation on her reamed gaping asshole from a tongue. Anyone knows it's a pain in the ass to get a girl off orally after you've been fucking her, so this unnecessary **** really makes the scene crappy to watch, cuz as I'm wanking I'm thinking "hmmm that probably doesn't feel that good."
These porn dudes can swing their big cocks around and the porn chicks can shake their asses, but more than half of them can't seduce or fuck properly. YOu ever fall ****** watching a Katsuni scene?
Oh and Skeeter Kerkove, Dirty Harry, Ron Jeremy, and Brian Pumper. All of these assholes ruin any scene they've ever been anywhere near. Dirty Harry especially, because you see him in a scene and you know no woman would ever lust after such a foul creature. I only notice outlandishly freakish things. I'd never notice a dude in a scene unless he's a complete freak like Dirty Harry.
I know some people think "this means they fuck regular dudes." Yeah they fuck regular dudes alright, for money stupid.
I know some people think "this means they fuck regular dudes." Yeah they fuck regular dudes alright, for money stupid.
no fat chicks lol
Chill out on the tattoo bashing man.:ban: This is a friendly thread making observations about weird things we see in what we all love watching. Remember THIS GIRL IS SHOWING HERSELF TO THE WORLD IN THE MOST PERSONAL WAY POSSIBLE. Maybe her tattoos/piercings help her feel good about herself. Not every woman that does porn is completely comfortable with that fact, so let's help them feel better so that they keep doing what we love watching them do, ok??
Don't be an idiot. Post that bullshit somewhere else, nobody thinks thats funny. Matter of fact, you PROBABLY just pissed off every pornstar on here. EVERY woman is self-conscious of their weight, even if they only weigh 90 pounds. THINK before you SPEAK. :crash:
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