Yet Another Reason to Get Breast Implants

[TrueTranssexual]

Yet Another Reason to Get Breast Implants
By Steven D. Levitt
Of all the reasons anyone has ever had for getting breast implants, I’m guessing that no one ever thought of this one.

A body was recently found — a ****** ****** in which the killer cut off the fingers of the victim and removed all her teeth in order to make identifying the body more difficult. One thing he hadn’t taken into account was that her breast implants would have serial numbers that would allow her to be positively identified.


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[JacknCoke]

Yet Another Reason to Get Breast Implants
By Steven D. Levitt
Of all the reasons anyone has ever had for getting breast implants, I’m guessing that no one ever thought of this one.

A body was recently found — a ****** ****** in which the killer cut off the fingers of the victim and removed all her teeth in order to make identifying the body more difficult. One thing he hadn’t taken into account was that her breast implants would have serial numbers that would allow her to be positively identified.


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This happened in Canada correct? The guy hung himself after, no I didn't read the article just heard the story though a guy at work.

 

[TrueTranssexual]

This happened in Canada correct? The guy hung himself after, no I didn't read the article just heard the story though a guy at work.

Yeah...I just realized it is the same story you mentioned. The sick bastard cut off all her fingers and took out all her teeth in order to make it more difficult for the victim to get identified. She got identified by the serial number on her implants.


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****** Victim Jasmine Fiore ID'd by Implants; Hotel Manager Says Suspect Seemed "Normal"
Fri., Aug. 21, 2009 4:15 PM PDT by Natalie Finn and Whitney English


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The Law & Order aspects of this case are really starting to pile up.

Not being able to use fingerprints or dental records, authorities ultimately identified the remains of model Jasmine Fiore using the serial number on her breast implants, E! News confirmed Friday.

"Based on the fact that the victim's fingers had been cut off and her teeth pulled out, the coroner had to find other medical means to identify the victim," said Orange County District Attorney's Office spokeswoman Farrah Emami.

"They were able to do that using a serial number on her breast implant. We believe the defendant cut off the victim's fingers and pulled out all of her teeth to make it more difficult for *************** to identify Ms. Fiore."

Police have not been able to locate any of Fiore's teeth or fingers.

Meanwhile, the "defendant" Emami spoke of is reality-TV contestant turned ****** suspect Ryan Jenkins, whom police believe fled to his native Canada after ********** his 28-year-old ex-wife, stuffing her body in a suitcase and abandoning it in a Buena Park dumpster.

The general manager at the hotel where Fiore was last seen alive tells E! News that as far as he was told, the couple seemed "completely, fundamentally normal" when they checked in last week.

Authorities said that Jenkins and Fiore checked into L'Auberge Del Mar in San Diego on Thursday, Aug. 13, and while Jenkins was spotted leaving the following day, Fiore wasn't seen again.

"We had no reports of anything regarding this couple at all," L'Auberge general manager Michael Slosser said, adding that the housekeeper who cleaned their room did not find any suspicious materials.

Police have since searched the room and confiscated multiple items, he added.

"I can't confirm what I gave them or what they took," Slosser told E! "[Police] were here Wednesday. They've had access to the spaces that this couple was at. The detectives have spoken to the people they needed to talk to. As far as we know the investigation here is concluded."

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I heard this Playboy model that got ******** a few days ago was identified through her implants. What was her name again?

And it was her ex that ****** her. And he hung himself as far as I know.


EDIT: Okay too late. :o


Btw...To all the ladies out there...Please do not get implants!! Oh an do not let someone **** you! :o

 

[Legzman]

There is never a good reason to get implants. Period.

 

[TrueTranssexual]

There is never a good reason to get implants. Period.

Look at this Before and After, and tell me the after, while not the best boobjob, is not more attractive than the before pic.
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[Vanilla Bear]

Look at this Before and After, and tell me the after, while not the best boobjob, is not more attractive than the before pic.
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I'd take the 'before' anyway. I wouldn't mind if my gf had titties like those.

Yes, they're small and saggy, but it's not her fault...It's natural. And if I love my gf then boob size or shape is not important.

Especially if she had our baby, her boobs could be as small and saggy as can be and I'd still love her. :tongue:

 

[knowone]

Yet Another Reason to Get Breast Implants
By Steven D. Levitt
Of all the reasons anyone has ever had for getting breast implants, I’m guessing that no one ever thought of this one.

A body was recently found — a ****** ****** in which the killer cut off the fingers of the victim and removed all her teeth in order to make identifying the body more difficult. One thing he hadn’t taken into account was that her breast implants would have serial numbers that would allow her to be positively identified.

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He obviously didn't watch much TV. IDing a female body by her implants has been used many times on CSI, CSI Miami, NCIS, etc.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

I heard this Playboy model that got ******** a few days ago was identified through her implants. What was her name again?

And it was her ex that ****** her. And he hung himself as far as I know.


EDIT: Okay too late. :o


Btw...To all the ladies out there...Please do not get implants!! Oh an do not let someone **** you! :o

lol your so cute male


I think this is such a sad story, I mean what a whacko. You know he was on some reality show about this (really bitchy girl Megan, I mean the title of her show was Megan Wants A Millionaire...classy right?) anyways my point is you would think that on these reality shows the contestants would have to go through some like interview with a psychologist before they are allowed to even be on the show.. I hope that Jasmin RIP

 

[Ace Bandage]

Yes, I understand. On the off chance you're planning to be dismembered later, be sure to get implants so that you can be positively identified by the authorities. That's the most morbid and ridiculous logic I've ever heard. I still prefer my women all-natural. A psychotic killer isn't going to change my stance on that.

 

[Rey C.]

Yes, I understand. On the off chance you're planning to be dismembered later, be sure to get implants so that you can be positively identified by the authorities. That's the most morbid and ridiculous logic I've ever heard. I still prefer my women all-natural. A psychotic killer isn't going to change my stance on that.

Yeah, really morbid... and in bad taste too, IMO. Plus there was some psycho serial killer, I think in Florida (not Ted Bundy), and he cut the women's breasts off too. So what then?

 

[TrueTranssexual]

Yes, I understand. On the off chance you're planning to be dismembered later, be sure to get implants so that you can be positively identified by the authorities. That's the most morbid and ridiculous logic I've ever heard. I still prefer my women all-natural. A psychotic killer isn't going to change my stance on that.

I am quite sure the guy who wrote the article was being sarcastic like myself, and not just trying to change your preferences.

 

[Skyraider22]

So they make implants with codes so Big ******* is watching:dunno:

 

[TrueTranssexual]

I'd take the 'before' anyway. I wouldn't mind if my gf had titties like those.

Yes, they're small and saggy, but it's not her fault...It's natural. And if I love my gf then boob size or shape is not important.

Especially if she had our baby, her boobs could be as small and saggy as can be and I'd still love her. :tongue:

You are so sweet.:o It would be a different world if most men thought like that....but from what I have seen, most are really shallow.
I undertand that when you are in love with someone physical characteristics become less important. But I am talking strictly about sex appeal here, and I think most men would first look at the enhanced woman than at the one who is like the woman in the before pic. :wave:

 

[Legzman]

Look at this Before and After, and tell me the after, while not the best boobjob, is not more attractive than the before pic.
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To fix fucked up tits then fine. But if your tits are even remotely normal. Leave em the fuck alone!

 

[Rey C.]

To fix fucked up tits then fine. But if your tits are even remotely normal. Leave em the fuck alone!

^^^ What he said!

 

[knowone]

So they make implants with codes so Big ******* is watching:dunno:

There are serial numbers and tracking systems on most things that are implanted in the body and might have life threatening recalls, heart valves, pace makers, silicone implants, etc. If the government didn't look after you the big medical corporations sure wouldn't do it on their own.

 

[busenbust]

Freak-onomics ??? :wtf: