Stewie...
There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.
So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.
Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie:You're sexy.
Stewie should get his own show. He's a fucking pimp.