Britney Spears

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I don't know...is it wrong, that I just want to bend her over the hood of one of the junk cars, parked in the high grass, next to her trailer, and just fuck her right up the ass while I pull her hair, until she screams out "FUCK ME *****"?
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Britney Spears has reportedly been offered the starring role of a new film

What could possibly go wrong?
"The Yellow Star" --according to the Nation Ledger-- will place Spears in her first starring role since the ill-recieved "Crossroads" as Sophia, a time-traveling woman who tragically falls in love with a man imprisoned in a concentration camp..
Quite possibly, this movie could create the giant vortex of suck that will ***** out our entire universe in the blink of an eye.

http://www.examiner.com/x-4325-Britney-Spears-Examiner~y2009m6d21-Britney-to-star-in-new-film
 
Re: Britney Spears has reportedly been offered the starring role of a new film

Joy. I'm extatic. Can't wait. Yay. :rolleyes: :*****:
 
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