The Worst Song In History

Just happened to be flipping the channels and I was like "damn I missed the Hills, the aftershow is on"

I'll leave it to you to decide if I really watch it or I'm just kidding. ;)

I have to admit it, although how poor a reflection on my character it is, I watch this garbage. Usually while eating a bag of garbage filled with empty calories and delivering a ****-like high. Junk food rules.

Anyway,I watch the show for this fellow's fine performances. He is beyond ultimate jerk-store showcase, he is quite simply a revolting personality.

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Apparently the fine "actor" in this spell-binding reality series about spoiled rich ***...er...young adults, is now a rapper. Or is he a recording artist? Or is he a big name production maestro? Or is he ****? I think ol Spence believes he's all that and the sheeeeeit!!! as well

I present to you the worst song of all time in the history of modern music

Spencer Pratt : I'm A *********

I don't have a clip or anything because I don't want to be responsible for people going into convulsions upon hearing more than 10 seconds of this song.

But you must hear a few seconds. I think I heard two verses and a bit of the chorus...I was moving towards the computer as soon as the paralyzing effects of shock wore off... it is simply disgusting. :throwup:

If I was a rapper, I'd be calling in the boys to go silence this cracka. Give him the Vanilla Ice treatment and ***** him to sign a NEVER MAKE ANOTHER FUCKING RAP SONG... MUTHAFUCKA! agreement. This anti-music must be silenced!

Maybe the **** starts to hit after the 1 minute 42 second mark, :hammer: but I have a strong feeling that this song is simply the worst ever with only 15 seconds heard.

The end is near:conehead:
 

Patrick_S

persona non grata
The worst song in history were made about 20 years ago. It´s called Unskinny Bop by the "rock" band Poison.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
David Bowie's "The Laughing Gnome" springs immediately to mind.
 

Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
"To Sexy for my Body" and "Don't Worry, be Happy" :uohs::throwup:
 
While it may not be the worst, it has caused people to punch themselves in the face...

Don Johnson "Heartbeat"


:throwup:
 

Wainkerr99

Closed Account
The songs Cacophonix sings in "Asterix" must have been awful. Or it was his voice.

"Christmas Is All Around Me" from "Love Actually". Redone by Bill Nighy. :eek:
 

Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
"To Sexy for my Body" and "Don't Worry, be Happy" :uohs::throwup:

I made a mistake.

What I originally meant to post was.

"too Sexy for my Shirt" by Right said Fred

"Don't Worry, be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin

and I still say. :uohs::throwup:
 
Just happened to be flipping the channels and I was like "damn I missed the Hills, the aftershow is on"

I'll leave it to you to decide if I really watch it or I'm just kidding. ;)

I have to admit it, although how poor a reflection on my character it is, I watch this garbage. Usually while eating a bag of garbage filled with empty calories and delivering a ****-like high. Junk food rules.

Anyway,I watch the show for this fellow's fine performances. He is beyond ultimate jerk-store showcase, he is quite simply a revolting personality.

amd_pratt.jpg


Apparently the fine "actor" in this spell-binding reality series about spoiled rich ***...er...young adults, is now a rapper. Or is he a recording artist? Or is he a big name production maestro? Or is he ****? I think ol Spence believes he's all that and the sheeeeeit!!! as well

I present to you the worst song of all time in the history of modern music

Spencer Pratt : I'm A *********

I don't have a clip or anything because I don't want to be responsible for people going into convulsions upon hearing more than 10 seconds of this song.

But you must hear a few seconds. I think I heard two verses and a bit of the chorus...I was moving towards the computer as soon as the paralyzing effects of shock wore off... it is simply disgusting. :throwup:

If I was a rapper, I'd be calling in the boys to go silence this cracka. Give him the Vanilla Ice treatment and ***** him to sign a NEVER MAKE ANOTHER FUCKING RAP SONG... MUTHAFUCKA! agreement. This anti-music must be silenced!

Maybe the **** starts to hit after the 1 minute 42 second mark, :hammer: but I have a strong feeling that this song is simply the worst ever with only 15 seconds heard.

The end is near:conehead:

Ya know I just heard that this morning, and I must say, this is what happens when rich people with way too much time and too much money get bored! Those "Hills" motherfuckers need to get dropkicked off this planet!

But not to get off subject:

Paris Hilton's gem - Stars are Blind
Or whatever the fuck its called!

Burn Down The Hills!!! :thefinger
 
Who we IZ by Eat Walrus...you can find them on myspace if u search for Eat Walrus under music...lol the hills have eyes there watching us, rich fucks.
 
billy ray cyrus achy breaky heart god that song was huge and annoying as heck
 
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