Random Statement Thread II

[Lust]

i used to want to fuck justene bateman from that "****** ties" tv show. i still want to, but i used to as well.

 

[HeartBroker]

I own several muons.

 

[Smittmaestro]

I have a few leptons to spare.

-cs™

 

[titsrock]

I can eat 9 Lemonheads all at once before my cheeks explode

 

[Bonezstorm]

Can someone sent me Avril Lavigne to my house?
I need her ass right now

 

[PrimeGuy]

Can someone sent me Avril Lavigne to my house?
I need her ass right now

What, her husband? *BA-Dum-pshh!*

 

[Artimus]

Ran into a fox in the middle of the city earlier today.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Of the furry ****** or sexy lady variety?

-cs™

 

[D-rock]

My sinuses have been plugged up for two days now.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Eat something with spices specifically peppers in it!

-cs™

 

[Artimus]

Of the furry ****** or sexy lady variety?

-cs™

The furry kind. It was around 5 this morning by Piccadilly Circus. We sort of bumped into each other as we were both rounding a corner. It was highly bizarre. We just stood there for a second, kinda sized each other up and then went our separate ways.

 

[PrimeGuy]

The furry kind. It was around 5 this morning by Piccadilly Circus. We sort of bumped into each other as we were both rounding a corner. It was highly bizarre. We just stood there for a second, kinda sized each other up and then went our separate ways.

I saw you there. But I didn't see any foxes. :shocked:

 

[HeyFellas]

A couple of years ago there was a small fox in the car park at work. A colleague called to it, and it came right up to us, took a piece of sandwich, and then slowly went on it's way. One of the most amazing moments of my life. :wave2:

 

[D-rock]

Seeing a fox around here is pretty rare and this is a very rural area, even if they are around somewhere. The only one I have seen the past 10 years is once by the road as I was driving by.

 

[HeyFellas]

I saw a badger a few weeks ago too. First time ever, which is odd considering I live in the middle of the countryside. You'd think these things would be about all the time, but wildlife tends to stay hidden. Makes sightings all the more special. :wave2:

 

[Artimus]

I live close to a wooded area, so see foxes in the wee hours all the time. They usually scamper off as soon as they're sighted. This one was taking a leisurely stroll in the heart of London, and didn't seem bothered in the slightest.

They've been emboldened by the hunting ban I think.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Once in a while I'll see deer in my yard. Mainly during deer season. looking out the front window and there'll be two does and a fawn.

-cs™

 

[Smittmaestro]

Once in a while I'll see deer in my yard. Mainly during deer season. looking out the front window and there'll be two does and a fawn.

-cs™

 

[HeyFellas]

Doe: a Deer. A female Deer. :wave2:

 

[D-rock]

Once in a while I'll see deer in my yard. Mainly during deer season. looking out the front window and there'll be two does and a fawn.

Deer are different. I see them ALL THE TIME, mostly doing something that will cause trouble like eating my trees or standing by the road waiting to have a car hit them.