A girl???? There's hope for me yet!

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
If I could marry a cartoon character, I would marry Mr. Burns and just wait for him to die. Then, after he kicks the bucket, I would inherit MILLIONS and MILLIONS of cartoon dollars, MMWWWUUUAHAHAHAHAA!!!
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
If I could marry a cartoon character, I would marry Mr. Burns and just wait for him to die. Then, after he kicks the bucket, I would inherit MILLIONS and MILLIONS of cartoon dollars, MMWWWUUUAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Excellent.
 
what about paper cuts ... or how you will explain what those stains are on your tv screen ... ?

On your cpu, you can say you typed something wrong and used "tipp-ex" ...
 
Ive tried this :hatsoff: but I had to go back to real women, the ammount of paper cut I acquired during this 8 year period left my "member" looking even worse than the constant hammering I got from the chief of police when they though I painted a fence the wrong colour. I mean who cares if its 'Bright' green or 'office' green. Well, he did obviously :rolleyes:
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
Ive tried this :hatsoff: but I had to go back to real women, the ammount of paper cut I acquired during this 8 year period left my "member" looking even worse than the constant hammering I got from the chief of police when they though I painted a fence the wrong colour. I mean who cares if its 'Bright' green or 'office' green. Well, he did obviously :rolleyes:

Next time make it Slime Green or Puss Yellow.
 
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