Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment?
Me, because I'm such a fabulous specimen of manhood, there's like a glowing aura about me that seems to knock over mailboxes and small ********, make flowers bloom, and make women gush and sigh with delight. Think of me as being like Fabio- but good looking and able to be understood when I speak. So that's kind of like not being like Fabio at all, I guess.
I sometimes light a bunch of candles in the room I have dedicated to myself, and then sing power ballads from 80s metal bands, dedicated to me. I'll have friends call up and read things I've written about me, so that I can hear other voices talking about how great I am, even if it's in my own words.
Ahhh... Yeah. Me. Damn I'm pretty cool.
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