Movie Quotes

[maildude]

Lloyd Richards: A Hollywood movie star just arrived.
Margo Channing: Shucks, and I sent my autograph book to the cleaner.

--All About Eve

 

[Violator79]

Pam- "Look double fucks, I am not gonna fuck him."
Stuntman Mike- "I can hear you."
Pam- "He's Old enough to be my ***."
Stuntman Mike- "I can still hear you."

- Death Proof

 

[maildude]

Dr. Zaius: I see you've brought the female of your species. I didn't realize that man could be monogamous.
George Taylor: On this planet, it's easy

--Planet Of The Apes

 

[maildude]

McMurphy: [showing up for group therapy after receiving shock treatments] They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!

--One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

 

[Violator79]

Wesley Gibson- "She has one, single iota of tenuous power and she thinks she can push everyone around? You don't need this. I understand...junior high must have been kinda tough but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like ***** ****, Janice. I know we laugh at you Janice. We all know you keep a stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. But I want you to know, if you weren't such a bitch we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave, I think I can speak for the entire office when I tell you....go fuck yourself."

Wanted

 

[maildude]

Margaret "Hotlips" O'Houlihan: I wonder how such a degenerated person ever reached a position of authority in the Army Medical Corps!
****** Mulcahy: He was drafted.

--M*A*S*H

 

[Violator79]

"Military intelligence. Now there's a contradiction in terms"- Gen. Taylor

"You're in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history."- Adrian Cronauer

"Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put on K.P."- Adrian Cronauer

- Good Morning, Vietnam

 

[Violator79]

"That's what I love about those high school girls: I get older, they stay the same age."- Wooderson

- Dazed and Confused

 

[maildude]

President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

--Dr. Strangelove...

 

[maildude]

Richard Sherman: Miss Morris, I'm perfectly capable of fixing my own breakfast. As a matter of fact, I had a peanut butter sandwich and two ******* sours.

--The Seven Year Itch

 

[Violator79]

Oddball- Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

Moriarty- Crap!

-Kelly's Heroes

 

[maildude]

Violet Beauregarde: [while digging in a nostril] Spitting's a dirty habit.
Willy Wonka: I know a worse one.

--Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory

 

[Smittmaestro]

Capt. Willard: "Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right!" - Apocalypse Now!

-cs™

 

[maildude]

Seems like the Devil gets all the good lines:

Lucifer:[grabbing Detective Daggett from behind] Little Tommy Daggett. How I loved listening to your sweet prayers. Then you would hop into bed, afraid that I was hiding under it... and I was!

--The Prophecy

 

[Smittmaestro]

Josh: "You gonna write us a happy ending Heather?" - The Blair Witch Project

-cs™

 

[maildude]

Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave Bowman: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave Bowman: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL?
HAL: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave Bowman: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
HAL: Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.

--2001: A Space Odyssey

 

[hothannah]

"I don't get paid to have faith. I get paid to fuck **** up."

- Major Mitch Hunter
Mutant Chronicles

 

[Smittmaestro]

Joey DePalma (Anthony Franciosa): "I got news that will move you and shake you. I'm president of Lonesome Rhodes Enterprises. I own 51% of the voting stock. You're in bed with me, Larry, in bed!" - A Face In The Crowd

-cs™

 

[rampau]

"Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood!"

Gordon Lachance (played by Will Wheaton), Stand By Me, 1986

 

[Smittmaestro]

Spock: "Jim, you are my commanding officer, you are also my friend. I have been and always shall be yours." - Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan

-cs™