Random Statement Thread II

[Vanilla Bear]

*puts m12 in a headlock*

I am a big ******* after all.

Get ready for the wedgie!

-cs™

oh no not again....

I thought Im too old for this

 

[Smittmaestro]

Or boo cocky.

-cs™

 

[Smittmaestro]

Hmm I never had a little bro, I'm the baby of the ******!

-cs™

 

[Artimus]

Hmm I never had a little bro, I'm the baby of the ******!

-cs™

While we're on the subject Smitty, is *7 your real age?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Well I think Im off and try to get some *****.

:wave: later Sir Arti and big ******* smitts.

 

[Artimus]

M12 going to bed this early!?! I don't believe it. ***** well though dude.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

yeah Im actually not tired, but I need to at least try!

Im looking forward to at least 2 really hard and bad days.
I have to be fully awake :o

 

[dave_rhino]

So I got some frozen mice out last night for my snake, left them out to defrost over night.

This morning they still felt a little cold, so I thought I'd put them in the microwave for 5-10 seconds quickly just to warm them a little.

Just after 5 seconds, I hear a little "pop", and sure enough one of their stomachs had exploded. The stench was unholy, I've never smelt anything like it. Imagine ******** on a skunk then throwing it onto a tire-fire....


But hey, my snake seemed happy.

 

[lone gunman]

Good night Fresno!

Good night everybody!


LG signing out.....

 

[Fresno]

Good night Fresno!

Good night everybody!


LG signing out.....

Chow lone gunman. Have a good night.

 

[lone gunman]

Had something to eat and logged in one more time....
Now I`m definitely goin` to bed....
Chow Fresno.

 

[L3ggy]

Anybody*echoes*

P.S i'm feeling a little better, although three days ago i had a heavy nose ********.

 

[coolbeers]

I CANT *****


leggy , what did you have?

 

[Smittmaestro]

While we're on the subject Smitty, is *7 your real age?

Yep I'm *7 years young!

That * is a headache going to bars and such!

-cs™

 

[L3ggy]

I CANT *****


leggy , what did you have?

Fever.

 

[Smittmaestro]

And the only ************ was more cowbell!

-cs™

 

[L3ggy]

Here we go again...

 

[coolbeers]

Here we go again...

what did the cowbell cause the nosebleed?:1orglaugh

 

[L3ggy]

Yes...

 

[Smittmaestro]

Heh!

-cs™