Soon my asshole with be as shiny clean as a Frenchman’s

[Jack Davenport]

Because I just ordered one of these.

https://hellotushy.com/products/cla...dXafJiOexcE1fID9nBcBU74ZTo-MMvpsaAmUkEALw_wcB

#WipingIsForPeasants

 

[Torre82]

Ya know... I'm not saying you are late to the party, but the rest of the world has used bidet stuff since, like, ever.
Because it makes so much sense to use more water to clean your 'portal' and then use paper or whatever to 'dry' the 'water'.
But whatevs.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Ya know... I'm not saying you are late to the party, but the rest of the world has used bidet stuff since, like, ever.
Because it makes so much sense to use more water to clean your 'portal' and then use paper or whatever to 'dry' the 'water'.
But whatevs.

And now we wait.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

And all this time I've been using a wire brush and acetone.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Charmin keeps my butthole fresher than a French lady’s armpits.

 

[RJS13]

I sure coulda used this yesterday morning when my asshole was on fire from shit spray diarrhea. I went through so much TP it would have paid for itself.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

I use wipes. Something I picked up from one of my lady friends. Having a clean ass makes life just a little better.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I sure coulda used this yesterday morning when my asshole was on fire from shit spray diarrhea. I went through so much TP it would have paid for itself.

Ahhhhhhhhh... the dreaded three second shit and a ten minute wipe. Worse if after all the clean-up you feel more tremors going off in your gut signaling another scalding blast of butt gravy. Squirt. Wipe. Repeat.

 

[RJS13]

Ahhhhhhhhh... the dreaded three second shit and a ten minute wipe. Worse if after all the clean-up you feel more tremors going off in your gut signaling another scalding blast of butt gravy. Squirt. Wipe. Repeat.

Ya that's the worse. After using about 2 dozen rolls my asshole was so raw it felt like I was using 40 grit sandpaper. It hurt to even sit down after that. Now I know how fags feel :dunno:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Ya that's the worse. After using about 2 dozen rolls my asshole was so raw it felt like I was using 40 grit sandpaper. It hurt to even sit down after that. Now I know how fags feel :dunno:

Imagine pushing that salmon back upstream and you'll know how what a fag endures.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I use wipes. Something I picked up from one of my lady friends. Having a clean ass makes life just a little better.

You sound dreamy.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Way back when I was dating this one gal. We went up to her mom's house in the Hollywood Hills. Her mother did not approve of me. We were inside her house and I excused myself to use the bathroom. There was a bidet in there. When I came down and sat back down at the dinner table I looked over at my girlfriend's mom and said, "Nice fountain you got in there but the water tastes a little funny."

 

[RJS13]

Way back when I was dating this one gal. We went up to her mom's house in the Hollywood Hills. Her mother did not approve of me. We were inside her house and I excused myself to use the bathroom. There was a bidet in there. When I came down and sat back down at the dinner table I looked over at my girlfriend's mom and said, "Nice fountain you got in there but the water tastes a little funny."

I shit myself over a gf Halloween party once. All I could do is waddle my ass to the restroom. Luckily when I made it to the John the the shit liquid hadn't passed through my khaki pants. I peeled off my shit filled boxer briefs and wrapped them in 10 layers of TP and hid them in the bottom of her garbage can lol. I cleaned up and went the rest of the night commando but whatever. Still had fun

 

[Torre82]

Charmin keeps my butthole fresher than a French lady’s armpits.

*reads*
*does that thing where you read it and your eyes look up and to the right, whilst you think about shit*
*laughs, cuz... topic about shit*
*thinks why TF are people talking about french girls and french... buttholes.. and.. whatever, done thinking*
HEY GOOD MORNING GUYS!
.... mmm, french girls tho.