How to wipe the butt
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Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
Training video on wiping your butt as taught by the United States Marine Corps.
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
He is an ass wipe.
Try wiping your ass at a Golden Corral.
The Golden Corral customer faces this kind of bathroom.
Not bad if the floor is not full of crap!
Yes, and someone here said that I am "ass-air".
Loosely translation:
ass-air : Donkey air
Yup, that's the one!
It might not have an ass wipe but it calls into question the futility of the practice.
If you got **** on any other part of your body you wouldn't be happy just wiping it off with a dry piece of paper.
This is a perfect argument for the world to adopt those fancy Japanese washlets that powerwash your sphincter.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
Classic bit somewhat related to the topic.
Rule #2: Wash your hands.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
Rule #3: Make sure to keep the paper towel that you dried your hands off with handy so you can also use it to open the door on the way out of the restroom.
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