Shart Week 2018: What's your favorite shart?

[Ace Boobtoucher]

You've been sitting through a dinner with people you have nothing in common and you let one rip. Does it make you feel a little happier or does it ******* you?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

And if one of you morons writes "Great White," I got news for you. That ain't no shart. You got other problems.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

When it's laced with c.diff

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

So delicious. Too many to choose from.

 

[georges]

I try to push them by starting a conversation about what they have seen on TV or Cinema, where they have travelled , what are their hobbies and the usual stuff. I don't like much to deal with people suffering from severe mutism, being culturally void/ininteresting or being too shy

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I try to push them by starting a conversation about what they have seen on TV or Cinema, where they have travelled , what are their hobbies and the usual stuff. I don't like much to deal with people suffering from severe mutism, being culturally void/ininteresting or being too shy

Don't push too hard.

 

[Torre82]

My favorite is also my least favorite time: Pounding down super sugary **** with my friend Heather, back around 2007.
Was about to rip the most impressive one... to make her laugh. Went at it full bore.
.... mortified. AND I had to jump back on the bike to go home. Only a 1 minute ride... but.. *squish squish*

 

[RJS13]

 

[Jack Davenport]

The ones that sound like the last 2 sips from a Dairy Queen chocolate shake.

 

[Rane1071]

And if one of you morons writes "Great White," I got news for you. That ain't no shart. You got other problems.

:1orglaugh

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I don't like you. You are a smug, unhappy, little man.

 

[RJS13]

I don't like you. You are a smug, unhappy, little man.

^^^Another satisfied customer, You have just joined the 99% majority but alas, my work continues. I'll keep pushing forward with malice, bias and negativity until I have achieved 100%. I has goals

 

[xfire]

What happened to that info-graphic on how to properly use a public toilet, because that thing was dead-ass on the money. I do not use public toilets properly, if at all if I can help it.

 

[RJS13]

What happened to that info-graphic on how to properly use a public toilet, because that thing was dead-ass on the money. I do not use public toilets properly, if at all if I can help it.

Ah yes

 

[xfire]

I made a stop at the toilet when we went to the lake on the 4th, someone had **** in the fucking urinal. How the hell does someone **** in the urinal!? I suppose that begs the question, why didn't I just **** in the lake, tho. I didn't get in that nasty fucking water, that was for the others in my entourage. :1orglaugh

 

[RJS13]

I made a stop at the toilet when we went to the lake on the 4th, someone had **** in the fucking urinal. How the hell does someone **** in the urinal!? I suppose that begs the question, why didn't I just **** in the lake, tho. I didn't get in that nasty fucking water, that was for the others in my entourage. :1orglaugh

:rofl2:

 

[xfire]

Hadn't been to the lake in a couple of years. Know what was missing? Mexicans. Weren't nary a solitary brownie to be found, and that ain't usual, hot damn, #MAGA!

 

[RJS13]

Hadn't been to the lake in a couple of years. Know what was missing? Mexicans. Weren't nary a solitary brownie to be found, and that ain't usual, hot damn, #MAGA!

Must have been nice not having to worry about stepping on broken glass, looking at unsightly graffiti or slipping on a tamale corn husk.
#NoRespect

 

[Torre82]

Ah yes

[video]https://coub.com/view/14c7j4[/video]
https://coub.com/view/14c7j4

 

[Jack Davenport]

^^^Another satisfied customer, You have just joined the 99% majority but alas, my work continues. I'll keep pushing forward with malice, bias and negativity until I have achieved 100%. I has goals

You just moved a little closer to your goal, count me in.