Your Real Life Pervert Stories

No, not stories of you watching porn. It has to be something(s) you did around people.

Back in high and middle school, I used to feel up asses of girls in crowds, mostly black (I'm black). In high school I used to pinch the titties of this girl who pinched my chest first and slapped her ass and tried to get away with having my hand mysteriously rub up on her ass but she was the only to pay enough attention to catch me but she didn't mind :p.

In high school, on the bus, I used have girls sit on my hand. No, not palm up with me grabbing their vagina or anything, they sat on the back of my hand (hmmm, I now wonder why that never hurted my hand) Anyway, I believe it started with one girl (don't know which one) sitting on my hand one day and then me leaving it there on purpose for when a few different girls sat down. There was two one timers. One was a thick white girl from my math class. I remember her saying why I didn't say anything the one time she sat next to me like she had no clue that my hand was under her ass. I actually wonder if she didn't notice. Then second of the two was some kind of fat, not so attractive girl that was mixed with black and something else. She was kind of a bitch so I was glad to have my hand under her big butt. Near her stop she turns to me kind of annoyed and asks if I'm trying to touch her butt or something, like she just noticed or I just patted her ass and not in the shocking way you'd expect someone to act if you had a hand they didn't want there for like 10 minutes. I enjoyed that ride. Then there was 'the regulars'. A tall and short black girl who were friends and always sat around me. The tall was very attractive but a total bitch to me. I loved it when her ass was on my hand. Kind of a small victory for me. After the idk how many times, I believe the last time I did this to her, she turns to me looking kind of angry. I honestly believe she just noticed my hand after all those times and wanted me to move it based on that look...but she said nothing and didn't move her ass away at all while I stayed stock.still and tried to ignore her look. They never moved off my hand unless they were getting off the bus. It was weird. Ok, lastly, the short girl. She was kind of cute and seemed nice. She never, ever spoke to me though. I believe she sat on my hand more than anybody, ever. She used to sometimes sit sideways on the seat, so at least once her ass was on my hand like that. She didn't move an inch and only said something to talk to one of her friends in a nearby seat.
 
wait wait, they sat on your hand?
 
Back in high and middle school, I used to feel up asses of girls in crowds, mostly black (I'm black). In high school I used to pinch the titties of this girl who pinched my chest first and slapped her ass and tried to get away with having my hand mysteriously rub up on her ass but she was the only to pay enough attention to catch me but she didn't mind :p.
And that kind of inappropriate shit, my dear friends, is why in Germany many bar and club owners only grudgingly tolerate young(er) Americans in their establishments and why many German girls and women avoid establishments frequented by Americans.
 
When I was 6 I used to pitch a tent and would flex it making the blanket go up and down.

Then I'd call the babysitter in to check it out.

Don't judge me.
 
No, not stories of you watching porn. It has to be something(s) you did around people.

Back in high and middle school, I used to feel up asses of girls in crowds, mostly black (I'm black). In high school I used to pinch the titties of this girl who pinched my chest first and slapped her ass and tried to get away with having my hand mysteriously rub up on her ass but she was the only to pay enough attention to catch me but she didn't mind :p.

In high school, on the bus, I used have girls sit on my hand. No, not palm up with me grabbing their vagina or anything, they sat on the back of my hand (hmmm, I now wonder why that never hurted my hand) Anyway, I believe it started with one girl (don't know which one) sitting on my hand one day and then me leaving it there on purpose for when a few different girls sat down. There was two one timers. One was a thick white girl from my math class. I remember her saying why I didn't say anything the one time she sat next to me like she had no clue that my hand was under her ass. I actually wonder if she didn't notice. Then second of the two was some kind of fat, not so attractive girl that was mixed with black and something else. She was kind of a bitch so I was glad to have my hand under her big butt. Near her stop she turns to me kind of annoyed and asks if I'm trying to touch her butt or something, like she just noticed or I just patted her ass and not in the shocking way you'd expect someone to act if you had a hand they didn't want there for like 10 minutes. I enjoyed that ride. Then there was 'the regulars'. A tall and short black girl who were friends and always sat around me. The tall was very attractive but a total bitch to me. I loved it when her ass was on my hand. Kind of a small victory for me. After the idk how many times, I believe the last time I did this to her, she turns to me looking kind of angry. I honestly believe she just noticed my hand after all those times and wanted me to move it based on that look...but she said nothing and didn't move her ass away at all while I stayed stock.still and tried to ignore her look. They never moved off my hand unless they were getting off the bus. It was weird. Ok, lastly, the short girl. She was kind of cute and seemed nice. She never, ever spoke to me though. I believe she sat on my hand more than anybody, ever. She used to sometimes sit sideways on the seat, so at least once her ass was on my hand like that. She didn't move an inch and only said something to talk to one of her friends in a nearby seat.

You ain't got to lie to kick it here, bro.
 
omg!? 16???? you have to be 18 to be on a porn forum. Close his account or Freeones could get in trouble, stat.

he said he WAS 16 not 16 now but this thread is disturbing none the less
 
I had guys push and rub their crotch on me on crowded buses/trains before. kind of creeps me up especially when they pretend to do it, well i won't mind if it was a hot guy of course ;)
There was once a guy pretended to fall on me when the bus stopped for the lights, it was not even a hard stop. He had both his hands on my ass, He pulled my skirt up as he pulled his hands off; that felt really awkward. =(
 
I had guys push and rub their crotch on me on crowded buses/trains before. kind of creeps me up especially when they pretend to do it, well i won't mind if it was a hot guy of course ;)
There was once a guy pretended to fall on me when the bus stopped for the lights, it was not even a hard stop. He had both his hands on my ass, He pulled my skirt up as he pulled his hands off; that felt really awkward. =(

That sounds elaborate
 

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My Penis Is Dancing!
Come on guys, who of us here have not glued mirrors to our shoes, inserted video cameras in our zippers, sniffed the asses of chicks passed out on the sidewalk, shot H in our ballsacks, hacked Hubble to spy on our sunbathing neighbor, jerked off in Arby's sauce, drank pantie soup or held a cheerleader as your personal sex slave for several months? C'mon!
 
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