Your left index Finger...

[freeones_willem]

So, how fucked up are you?

I've just shot off half my face :ak47:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I think I just shot a squirrel ....

 

[vodkazvictim]

Entered in the below, left side. Exited out my arse, right side.

 

[Red Spyder]

Well, I'll put it this way: "it's just a flesh wound"

 

[andrea_]

just killed my keyboard...

 

[BlueBalls]

Well, given the general vicinity of my left index finger at the time of reading that. It looks as though I may be bleeding out of my sphincter for quite some time.

 

[StanScratch]

Shot my dick off. Again.

 

[Mr_Balls]

Straight through the heart

 

[squallumz]

i shot a mattress. im boring.

 

[mullet]

Shot my dick off. Again.

I would join that club. If I wasn't dead from the shot too.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I had ribs for lunch, so I shot off most of my left-side molars.

 

[Red Spyder]

let me put it this way instead for a better explanation: It cleared my sinuses PERMANENTLY

 

[Cutie]

I would have just have shot my eye out. :rofl:

 

[phanto_1985]

 

[afterlights]

Holding the keyboard in my lap I just shot through my upper right thigh.

 

[Automate]

My poor shattered left kneecap! I'll never walk properly again.

Well, still better than never being able to wank..

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I shot Osama (in my defense, we were playing Wii Just dance, I made my patented 'Saturday Night Fever' move, and I was unaware my finger was loaded ....)

You should have seen the look on his face (well, what was left of it).

 

[funkipman]

The barrel was curved... what does that mean?