Your cars of choice after hitting the lotto big-time

Ol-Skool-Perv

Ol-Skool-Perv

I'm sure there's not many of us men who haven't dreamed of winning the lottery and buying a shitload of cars, first and foremost. I'd order them before I pick up my grand prize, hell yeah!

1. 2009 Porsche 911 Turbo : just gotta be done here. With the finest manual transmission working 480 horses into blitzkrieg velocity, a fat grin would be a constant feature. I'll take mine in dark grey. Drive it for a year or two and trade in for a keeper - Audi R8 V10

2. 2009 Audi S5 : I just love this baybee, with the best front end ever. I love them frickin lights with the LEDs and with 350hp on tap, things would be fun and loud. One of the finest V8 engines ever.

3. M3A3 Bradley Fighting Vehicle : obviously to guard the new 25 acre property, just inside the gates with that cannon fixed on the killzone
 
calpoon

calpoon

I'd buy the slowest and smallest car there was, because everyone knows that a cars speed and size is inverse proportion to it's owners penis.

also fuck cars, i'm rich, bitch- i'd buy my own jet. and if I did have to drive anywhere, it would be in the backseat of a limo with a bunch of hunnies.
 
Legzman

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
Lamborghini Murciélago

I've had a wet spot in my pants for Lamborghini since I was very young, so of course if I won the lottery I'd have to buy one. Of course it wouldn't be the only exotic car I'd buy, but it would certainly be the first!
 
ChefChiTown

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
A '98 Dodge Caravan, forest green with tan interior. Oh, and I'd want black, spraypainted hub caps. Why? Because I'd be rich and I could do whatever I wanted. Like, owning a stupid car. Who is going to make fun of me? I'd be rich, so fuck 'em.
 
Violator79

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
I'd buy the best car BMW makes and I'd buy my all time favorite car: 1970 Chevelle SS.
 
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feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
First car, the Batmobile from "The Dark Knight" and then a high-end Mercedes. And I would be tacky with the Mercedes and put a "My other car is the Batmobile" bumper sticker on it.
 
Namreg

Namreg

Banned
daily driver: suzuki grand vitara (i live in canada, so 4WD is a must in winter)
now that that is out of the way:
- Ferrari F40: still the ultimate Ferrari
- Ferrari 288GTO: prettier than the F40
- Bentley Arnage T. the last true Bentley (the continental is a VW with uglier bodypanels)
- Lamborghini Murcielago. the last true Lamborghini (the gallardo is an audi with a VW engine that is slapped together somewhere in hungary)
Mazda RX-7 third gen: one of the most beautiful cars ever made, and i love the wankel
Porsche Carrera GT: no need to explain that one
Mercedes-Benz SL600: twin turbo V12, more understated than the AMG version. for summer days
Porsche 911: basic 2WD 3.6/manual, for the pure 911 experience. maybe a GT3?

i need to stop now, or else i'll be posting additions to this list all night :nanner:
 
stampede2873

stampede2873

Old school American Muscle.

1969 Dodge Charger R/T Hemi. (Not painted like the General Lee)
1955 Pontiac GTO
1969 Boss 302 Mustang

... and that's just the beginning!
 
ChefChiTown

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
BlueBalls said:
This one!!! :D
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How many girls would fuck a guy who drove that? Without getting paid that is...:dunno:

I mean, I'd probably dish out a handjob if a dude drove that car, but I wouldn't allow any sort of insertion. Well, maybe mouth insertion, if he was cute enough. But, that's about it.
 
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BlueBalls

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ChefChiTown said:
How many girls would fuck a guy who drove that? Without getting paid that is...:dunno:

I mean, I'd probably dish out a handjob if a dude drove that car, but I wouldn't allow any sort of insertion. Well, maybe mouth insertion, if he was cute enough. But, that's about it.
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Dont be dissin my Nissan Sunny :nono: A man could get himself run over for saying somthing like that. :mad:

Chef, watch your back. :cool:
 
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MrJerry

Namreg said:
daily driver: suzuki grand vitara (i live in canada, so 4WD is a must in winter)
now that that is out of the way:
- Ferrari F40: still the ultimate Ferrari
- Ferrari 288GTO: prettier than the F40
- Bentley Arnage T. the last true Bentley (the continental is a VW with uglier bodypanels)
- Lamborghini Murcielago. the last true Lamborghini (the gallardo is an audi with a VW engine that is slapped together somewhere in hungary)
Mazda RX-7 third gen: one of the most beautiful cars ever made, and i love the wankel
Porsche Carrera GT: no need to explain that one
Mercedes-Benz SL600: twin turbo V12, more understated than the AMG version. for summer days
Porsche 911: basic 2WD 3.6/manual, for the pure 911 experience. maybe a GT3?

i need to stop now, or else i'll be posting additions to this list all night :nanner:
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A couple of remarks: have you seen the Bentley Brooklands? Then, SL600 has a plain V12 (SL65 has a twin turbo V12) and the Gallardo's engine is based on an Audi 4.2 V8, but quite significantly modified. ;)
 
Namreg

Namreg

Banned
MrJerry said:
A couple of remarks: have you seen the Bentley Brooklands? Then, SL600 has a plain V12 (SL65 has a twin turbo V12) and the Gallardo's engine is based on an Audi 4.2 V8, but quite significantly modified. ;)
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yes a brooklands is my wallpaper atm... but i'd still take an arnage.

the SL600 also has a twin turbo V12, the AMG65 has an enlarged version of that engine with bigger turbos and better cooling.

the gallardo engine uses 88mm bore spacing, just like the old VW engines, the newer gallardo LP560 does use the new audi engine though, with 90mm bore spacing. still slapped together in hungary, with heads developed by audi-owned cosworth. not a bad car at all, but not a real lambo either.

some additions to my list:
- Citroen DS
- Isdera Commendatore 112i (google it)
- Pagani Zonda
- Mclaren F1
 
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