You know who I want to bang?

Asajj Ventress. I was just thinking to myself that sex with her would be incredible. Food for thought I guess.
 
To spare anyone the effort, I googled (I promise) it and she's a character from Star Wars.

I don't see where she's sexy, even for a character :confused:

I think she's mega-hot and want to do such nasty sexual stuff to her, and is my favorite star wars character as well. If it were up to me, she would have ****** Anakin. Why must the evil lose, oh hollywood?
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I've only been here in this thread for about 4 seconds, but I already **** everything about it. I uh, I'm gonna go now.

:walks away rapidly:
 
You know who I want to bang.......my head against this wall.


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Okay that hurts, but if I do it nough times I might forget where I am and then leave my home and all my possesions and just walk barefooted around the park and then walk into central London go to soho and get myself a "massage" from a 50 year old immagrant who probably has not washed herself after her last "client", no matter I dont care as im in this state of bliss STDs will not affect me in any way because I am superman and he cant get HIV, can he? Never mind I might find a lonley waitress at a stip joint, shes homeless and and does not speak the language and for £10 a go she might lick my balls until the saltyness has ****** and they beging to feel like sandpaper, then I might wander home and go to *****.

Never to **** up again.........
 
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