wow! this house has everything!

No wonder she is happy to get that listing.
 
My house has the same features.

And by big dick I mean pathetic lifeless limp limb that won't respond unless BlueBalls gets out the whip and the bricks.
 

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Lost at Birth
My house only has a huge vagina :(

why is it when your gf says "damn you got a big dick" its a very nice compliment

but when you tell your gf "damn you got a big pussy" she won't talk to you for a week?

what the fuck kind of two way street is that?
 
Well its a selling point I suppose!
 
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