Would you have a drink with you?

[DJCowboy]

Like it says with the ever lovely Julia Stiles, would you sit down and have a few drinks with yourself? I think I'd like it at first but after a few gin and tonics, I'd become disagreeable and irritable.


Edit: and before you ask, yes, you can take yourself home and have your way with yourself if you pass out

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

No, I'd rather get so high with myself that I think I had a drink with myself.

 

[PirateKing]

I would slip myself a roofie, harvest my own organs, then leave myself in a bathtub of ice.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Nah, that guy's a dick.

 

[ThatRedWing]

Heellll yeah. A mans man and a hell of a guy. Plus there isn't anybody else I would rather have my back in a bar fight.




























Actually, come to think of it he would probably just be scoping out some poontang and stick me with the bar tab. Fuck that prick.

 

[bustybbwlover]

sure...it'd be a very quiet and drama free drink...i should just drink alone

 

[GregCentauro]

I only buy that dude a drink to get him in the sack.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Stoli the most original vodka, LOL!
Most available in the west, maybe...
Julia styles is a good gal. Seems to have a thing for Shakespeare...

 

[arianajoladdict]

hehe not too sure about this

 

[BlueBalls]

Nah, I'd be too busy raping him to have any time for drinks.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I couldn't, as I'm not old enough to drink. I'd slip him a glass of urine and say it was sparkling cider though.

 

[Spleen]

Of course. It's not polite to fuck someone without at least buying them a drink first.

 

[Elwood70]

Hell yeah......as long as he's buying.

 

[Neutron66]

I'd get myself drunk then give myself a blowjob in the alley behind the bar.

Yeah, I said it.

 

[hiropro]

NO.Absolutely not.I hate myself sober and i hate myself drunk.I`m anti-social and shit company to be in.

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

Sure I would

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I'd challenge myself to a drinking contest and end up beating myself. So, no change there ......

 

[edirons22]

:yesyes: Yes If I wanted an intelligent conversation along with my drink

 

[wigster]

No i'm way too boring

 

[Legzman]

Yes then I would proceed to beat the shit outta myself. Would be a hollywood style bar fight.