Would you buy..

[Member442]

pussy scented lube??

I can't say that I've seen it any where. They have a million girly scents. Why don't men have one?

 

[Ace Bandage]

I've never used lube on myself before. Ever. The only time I've used it is to rub it on a girl or have her rub it on my condom. So I guess that getting a pussy scented lube would be redundant - it's going to end up in there anyway...

 

[jhco12]

Yes

 

[GregCentauro]

I'd buy ****-scented lube.

 

[jhco12]

How about **** flavored lude?

 

[DOA82]

Pussy scented lube? For what exactly, if its for purposes of masturbation, unless its got a strong aroma the only way youd notice would be to smell your hand in between strokes! How many guys do you really see doing that?

But! If you felt so inclined to manufcture the stuff, have a variety!

Yeast infected pussy! (Can we include gritty bits!)
Sloppy seconds! (Colour it chalky white and give it a bleach odour!)
Suspicious discharge pussy! (Yellow and hint of old cheese aroma!)
Granny Vag! (Extra slippy with a numbing agent so you cant feel your own hand!)
Virgin pussy! (Add chemicals to make your hand contract to a tighter fist!)

Any takers!

 

[STDiva]

Yeast infected pussy! (Can we include gritty bits!)
Sloppy seconds! (Colour it chalky white and give it a bleach odour!)
Suspicious discharge pussy! (Yellow and hint of old cheese aroma!)
Granny Vag! (Extra slippy with a numbing agent so you cant feel your own hand!)
Virgin pussy! (Add chemicals to make your hand contract to a tighter fist!)

Any takers!

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[jhco12]

The ***** is dead

 

[titsrock]

Nah. I'd rather have pussy-scented shaving cream :nanner:

 

[Member442]

Pussy scented lube? For what exactly, if its for purposes of masturbation, unless its got a strong aroma the only way youd notice would be to smell your hand in between strokes! How many guys do you really see doing that?

But! If you felt so inclined to manufcture the stuff, have a variety!

Yeast infected pussy! (Can we include gritty bits!)
Sloppy seconds! (Colour it chalky white and give it a bleach odour!)
Suspicious discharge pussy! (Yellow and hint of old cheese aroma!)
Granny Vag! (Extra slippy with a numbing agent so you cant feel your own hand!)
Virgin pussy! (Add chemicals to make your hand contract to a tighter fist!)

Any takers!

eww I normally don't have a weak stomach but you made it upset.

 

[Member442]

I'd buy ****-scented lube.

How about **** flavored lude?

So would like a **** scented and or flavoured lube. I don't really like all the girly scents. I don't mind a few of the flavoured though like cherry.

 

[Icewater Jones]

How about a tabacco and ****** scented lube... turns fucking a prude into a total slutbag whore experience.

 

[DOA82]

lol sorry guys, I couldnt resist!

 

[rock hard]

But! If you felt so inclined to manufcture the stuff, have a variety!

Yeast infected pussy! (Can we include gritty bits!)
Sloppy seconds! (Colour it chalky white and give it a bleach odour!)
Suspicious discharge pussy! (Yellow and hint of old cheese aroma!)
Granny Vag! (Extra slippy with a numbing agent so you cant feel your own hand!)
Virgin pussy! (Add chemicals to make your hand contract to a tighter fist!)

Any takers!

You've been cruising for dates at the old folks home again haven't you??

 

[pornophile]

They probably already created fish-scented lube. This I woulda totally get:

 

[tulowitski]

of course i would

 

[lurkingdirk]

I prefer using marmite as lube, regardless of what Greg says about it.

 

[Legzman]

Pussy stinks. I prefer scent free pussy myself!