DrMotorcity
Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
Good morning, Mr. Phelps.
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Your mission, Jim, should you decide to accept it, is to identify this woman and report your findings to the Secretary, that is, if you can manage to find the Secretary as well; recent accounts have placed him stumbling about at an unknown unknown location of which France and Germany have referred to as "Old Maryland," a term thought also to be a coded reference to the Secretary himself, who, as of late, hasn't been much of and instead has fashioned an alternative identity for himself disturbingly reminiscent of that of Teddy Brewster replete with long-handled shovel and pith helmet.
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This tape will [edited for political correctness so as not to offend the contemporary viewer and or the moral standards of his or her respective community] in five seconds.
Good luck, Jim.
Blonde. Tanned. Ex-teen. Nice boobs.
Your mission, Jim, should you decide to accept it, is to identify this woman and report your findings to the Secretary, that is, if you can manage to find the Secretary as well; recent accounts have placed him stumbling about at an unknown unknown location of which France and Germany have referred to as "Old Maryland," a term thought also to be a coded reference to the Secretary himself, who, as of late, hasn't been much of and instead has fashioned an alternative identity for himself disturbingly reminiscent of that of Teddy Brewster replete with long-handled shovel and pith helmet.
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This tape will [edited for political correctness so as not to offend the contemporary viewer and or the moral standards of his or her respective community] in five seconds.
Good luck, Jim.