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Worst tits in porn

Jesse Jane. I think she's gorgeous but her bolt-ons break it for me.
 
Speaking of gorgeous. Shay Laren is about as sexy as they come, but one of her breasts is smaller than the other. And once I noticed it, I couldn't un-see it. So, no more Shay for me.
 
My top 3 countdown:

Number 3: Jordan Pryce



Jordan was previously posted (DKM86), but she not only has scarring, but terrible shape. Those puppies looked like they're filled with a Ricotta and crab mixture originally meant for a shells on a brunch tray.
 
Number 2: Kapri Styles



Worst body mod decisions ever. She recently got new tits, nose job, and ink and all failed badly. However, lets talk about the tits you see above. Where to begin... ahhhh, how bout' one being bigger than the other! Oh, it doesn't end there... what's up with the off-center nipples? It actually appears as if she got one boob done with one surgeon, and the other by someone else. Interesting.
 
Number 1:



...and still champion...



Allaura Sweet!



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Real talk, LOOK AT THESE SHITS, SON!!!!!!

I've heard Lisa Ann, Lela Star, Jesse Jane, Loona Luxx already mentioned, but I can honestly say I have never in life seen tits like this. I once said the same thing about Hitomi Tanaka and Amy Reid but this is very different. I'm still wondering how this is even possible, it's a surgical wonder! She should be a millionaire from a medical lawsuit. Symmastia, north-south nipples... AMAZING!
 
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