Worst Superhero Powers
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
What about Steel?
What about Robin? 
What has he ever done?
What has he ever done?
Aquaman, but my least favorite is Silver Surfer. He's made out of silver and he just surfs, or something. What's up with that?
What about Robin?
Don't underestimate Robin, I bet he has fabulous powers! :lame:
My wheelchair has better super powers than he does. :rofl:
Aquaman, but my least favorite is Silver Surfer. He's made out of silver and he just surfs, or something. What's up with that?
Are you kidding? The Silver Surfer is one of THE most powerful good guys in the Marvel Universe. He travels between planets at the speed of light, is almost indestructable and he was embued with the Power Cosmic.
Exactly. With his "Power Cosmic" the Silver Surfer could easily kick Superman's ass and could probably take on the entire JLA singlehandedly.
wtf is ant man? never heard of him? can he shrink himself real small? like any chicks would be like make urself real small baby....
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Silver Surfer has the ultimate power. He is the END OF THE WORLD for crying out loud.
aquaman is fucking useless. and he was ripped off by the even gayer sub-mariner.
ant man is a rip off of the atom. Although to make up for it they later combined ant man with giant man so the new ant man is just a guy that can change his size basically to whatever dimensions he wants to, which is kinda cool.
but then again, the atom was eaten by a venus fly trap and he became plant man, which was a pretty cool character that was later ripped off to become swamp thing and Marvel's Man-thing.
I'd say the worst superhero is superman, because he can basically do anything and so there really is no point in having any other superheroes. why do you even need the Justice League? they are all just people that have lesser-degrees of superman's powers. like the Flash, he goes really fast.. but so does superman, so the flash is pointless and he'd get his ass kicked by all the rest of supe's powers. lame.
metamorpho the element man is pretty lame. I'm not really sure what he can do. maybe he might be cool, but he sucks ass by virtue of his origin. he's an amalgam (pun intended) of the original element team, which was a group of heroes such as tin man, bronze man, you get the picture, that could morph only into pre-existing objects made out of their elements. what the fuck is gold man going to morph into? some bling for flavor flav?
ant man is a rip off of the atom. Although to make up for it they later combined ant man with giant man so the new ant man is just a guy that can change his size basically to whatever dimensions he wants to, which is kinda cool.
but then again, the atom was eaten by a venus fly trap and he became plant man, which was a pretty cool character that was later ripped off to become swamp thing and Marvel's Man-thing.
I'd say the worst superhero is superman, because he can basically do anything and so there really is no point in having any other superheroes. why do you even need the Justice League? they are all just people that have lesser-degrees of superman's powers. like the Flash, he goes really fast.. but so does superman, so the flash is pointless and he'd get his ass kicked by all the rest of supe's powers. lame.
metamorpho the element man is pretty lame. I'm not really sure what he can do. maybe he might be cool, but he sucks ass by virtue of his origin. he's an amalgam (pun intended) of the original element team, which was a group of heroes such as tin man, bronze man, you get the picture, that could morph only into pre-existing objects made out of their elements. what the fuck is gold man going to morph into? some bling for flavor flav?
im ganna say the worst super power is shooting spaghetti out of your finger tips and the best super power is your cock can be used as a laser gun
I remember this Indian superhero from the League of Justice, Chief something or other, that had the superpower to grow to 100 feet tall. Ooh. Aah. Big fucking deal. That's pretty useless, unless you're trying to make it on the San Antonio Spurs.
I remember this Indian superhero from the League of Justice, Chief something or other, that had the superpower to grow to 100 feet tall. Ooh. Aah. Big fucking deal. That's pretty useless, unless you're trying to make it on the San Antonio Spurs.
I suppose that would save on your travel bills, you could just walk there, for crimfighting pourposes though, not very good.
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