Worst Reasons for America to Become Islamic

[hammerer]

Since Bin Laden has declared America must become an Islamic nation, I thought it would be fun to make a forum where members would state one of the following three reasons:

1.Why Islamic modesty codes would be good for the porn industry.

2.Why the whole 72 virgins in heaven promise stinks.

or

3.What pork product would you miss the most?

Lastly, I'm curious which pornstars would be most probable to convert violent Muslims from their ways?

 

[anomaly]

It doesn't state whether the virgins would be male or female. I find that to be a glaring over site in the religious writing.

 

[Iamforever]

Since Bin Laden has declared America must become an Islamic nation,

bin laden can go fuck a goat. wait...he already does. hmm thats not punishment.

 

[Becks...poamr]

I thought it would be fun to make a forum where members would state one of the following three reasons:

1.Why Islamic modesty codes would be good for the porn industry.

2.Why the whole 72 virgins in heaven promise stinks.

or

3.What pork product would you miss the most?

Awwwwww, may I answer all three? Good.

1. Anticipation and use of imagination.

2. Because virgins kinda aren't always the best lays.

3. Bacon and pork chops.

 

[D-rock]

If you multiplied 72 virgins for every person in the world...that's a lot of virgins. Who really believes there are that many real virgins out there? :1orglaugh

...and if there are, are they the kind of people anybody would want.

 

[CptHa]

If America did become an Islamic state, what the hell are we going to do with Iowa?:helpme:

 

[senob44]

I guess old Osama must be a fan of '80s porn when they kept their clothes on a little longer?:dunno:

I would miss pork chops, but I suppose that could be replaced with camel jerky.

 

[YMIHERE]

If America became an Islamic state, we would all have unpronounceable names.

 

[maildude]

Islamic porn would be interesting. First they'd all have to wear those body wraps and veils. Just taking that stuff off would be the whole movie. Then in the Islamic XXX theatre instead of selling pork rinds at the concession stand, they'd sell couscous.

 

[calpoon]

yeah, too bad there is a lot of Americans that are allready muslims.

But why would it be bad for some americans to convert? because they are ignorant. because they are racist. because maybe, it might be hard for them to accept a government and economic system that murders and steals the resources of people in other countries that they would relate to... but probably not that last one, because most americans don't seem to have any problem with doing it now even as it contradicts thier so-called moral outlook.

 

[Supafly]

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I am german, we stay with the hungarian honeys :1orglaugh

 

[Aces&Jacks]

Ridicule of an entire religion/people. CLOSED