I'd have to say that one of mine would definitely be the time I was about 15 and at a buddy of mines house. He says he wants to show me something, so he runs upstairs a minute and returns with a video tape. Pops it in, and it's his parents screwing and sixty-nining. Needless to say, it wasn't the greatest harn on I ever had :shocked:
Worst porn/sexual experience ever?
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DUDE...noway...nuthin' I have can top that...talk about awkward moments
How did his mom look?
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
Maybe the guy had a closet thing for his Mom. :dunno:
And tried to make sure he was okay by showing it to you.
And tried to make sure he was okay by showing it to you.
This is a good story, but it's worth telling.
When I was 16 two of my buddies and I rented a camping site to drink. This was one of my first experience drinking and we all got pretty drunk. I was the light weight out of the group. My two buddies were so gone that they stripped down to there boxers and laid on each other. While I was in the back of the tent trapped. I remember wanting to join, but it was so gay enough. Remember this was one of my first times being black out drunk. I just sat there and watched them wrestle the whole time. I couldn't look away it was so messed up, but so messed up it was funny as hell. After about an hour of this we all started to fall asleep.
What happens next was not funny at the time, but after we all laughed about it was. It had started to storm and the sirens went off at about 3 A.M. in the morning. Well I started to panic while they were getting dressed and ran out of the tent breaking the middle piece. They were pissed, but I was freaking out. After waiting about two minutes they were finally ready to go to the public bathrooms and wait it out. We were in the public bathrooms just chilling there drunk as hell and feeling like shit. Everyone had to know we had been drinking, but they were waiting outside in the main area. We are all underage and kind of worried so we just stayed in the bathroom the whole time. Someone walked in and my buddy didn't notice him in the stall. He said to us "who's shoes are those". The guy in the stall turned around and started to stare at us. He didn't really care, but after he left we wanted to kill him for saying that.
I don't know who's more gay in this scenario me for watching it or them drunk wresting in there boxers. It's one of my best memories from high school.
When I was 16 two of my buddies and I rented a camping site to drink. This was one of my first experience drinking and we all got pretty drunk. I was the light weight out of the group. My two buddies were so gone that they stripped down to there boxers and laid on each other. While I was in the back of the tent trapped. I remember wanting to join, but it was so gay enough. Remember this was one of my first times being black out drunk. I just sat there and watched them wrestle the whole time. I couldn't look away it was so messed up, but so messed up it was funny as hell. After about an hour of this we all started to fall asleep.
What happens next was not funny at the time, but after we all laughed about it was. It had started to storm and the sirens went off at about 3 A.M. in the morning. Well I started to panic while they were getting dressed and ran out of the tent breaking the middle piece. They were pissed, but I was freaking out. After waiting about two minutes they were finally ready to go to the public bathrooms and wait it out. We were in the public bathrooms just chilling there drunk as hell and feeling like shit. Everyone had to know we had been drinking, but they were waiting outside in the main area. We are all underage and kind of worried so we just stayed in the bathroom the whole time. Someone walked in and my buddy didn't notice him in the stall. He said to us "who's shoes are those". The guy in the stall turned around and started to stare at us. He didn't really care, but after he left we wanted to kill him for saying that.
I don't know who's more gay in this scenario me for watching it or them drunk wresting in there boxers. It's one of my best memories from high school.
Am I missing something here? :dunno:
Yeah... what is the point? Is it a great memory cuz you liked watching or cuz you were drunk or that your friends are gay?????
You really lost us.
The whole thing is like a madman's ramblings.......huh......there was someone else that used to post here like that.....I wonder......
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
I don't think I would have told anyone that
Anyway it had to be my first time but it always sucks your first time so I been toldI try to tell good stories, but I always slacked in English during high school.
Not a great story, but kinda funny.
I used to run around w/ a hot younger chick who liked to sit down w/beer and pop corn and watch porn. We would get all hot and bothered before screwing.
Back in those days you had to get your porn at Adult Book stores. One night we rented a flick, popped it in then went in the kitchen to make the popcorn.
By the time we came back into the living room the movie was well into the action. Unfortunately the tape they rented us was not the one we wanted. It was 100% gay porn right in the middle of a MMM scene. One dude humping another dude who is blowing another dude. I lost my hard on immediately and I feared permanently. Still had a happy ending that night though.
I used to run around w/ a hot younger chick who liked to sit down w/beer and pop corn and watch porn. We would get all hot and bothered before screwing.
Back in those days you had to get your porn at Adult Book stores. One night we rented a flick, popped it in then went in the kitchen to make the popcorn.
By the time we came back into the living room the movie was well into the action. Unfortunately the tape they rented us was not the one we wanted. It was 100% gay porn right in the middle of a MMM scene. One dude humping another dude who is blowing another dude. I lost my hard on immediately and I feared permanently. Still had a happy ending that night though.
Haha, good one! ^^^^^^^
As for my friend, he was kinda fucked up anyways and I think he showed me that because he thought it was funny. I guess I wouldn't of minded if his mom was hot, but she was about 5'2" and 250 pounds and his step-dad was about 54 years old :eek:
Needless to say, it wasn't gonna make it into the AVN.
As for my friend, he was kinda fucked up anyways and I think he showed me that because he thought it was funny. I guess I wouldn't of minded if his mom was hot, but she was about 5'2" and 250 pounds and his step-dad was about 54 years old :eek:
Needless to say, it wasn't gonna make it into the AVN.
I just want to know what a "harn on" is
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To answer that, if anyone happens to get a boner while walking their dog with a harness, that's what you get. A harn on!
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